Whack a Smitty - Reborn: Script

by FlareonMaster Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:14 am

Cody and discussed a sequel Whack a Smitty commercial a while ago and I figured it would only be possible if we did it in a different way and I think this is far different enough while keeping the same idea! Feel free to read it if you like (however this was a rough draft which needs to be tweaked as I wrote it from midnight-now) and we will be filming this on Thursday. Realize I am using unused footage of certain characters (Impersonator Banks, Ariana, Doctor V and Blind Jeremy) so that they can briefly appear and nothing new has to be filmed except from the stuff Cody and I will film. So here it is guys!

Note: The Camera Actions/Angles make this seem quite long, however I would guess it would be the same or shorter than the original. Very Happy

Whack a Smitty: Reborn (Script)

Cast and Characters:

Cody Merritt as Smitty Johnson/Jimmy Johnson

Jonathan Olson as Harvy Reynol/Dr. Henry Truscot

Nick Burt as Impersonator Banks

Mary Richards as Ariana

Dyllan DuPont as Blind Jeremy

Robert Fernandes as Doctor V

Noah Merritt as Extra

Note: Smitty N = Smitty narrating vocally and not physically on camera.

CA: The house is shown.

CA: Smitty is shown running by the screen screaming with a ton of items being thrown at him.

CA: Smitty jumps onto the screen in a new angle.

Smitty: Hey there everybody! (screams) If you loved the most awesomeness motion video game of 2011 'Whack A Smitty' where you got to throw a ton of balls at me, Smitty Johnson (dodges a ball) then you will love this great reborn product!

CA: Smitty jumps onto the screen.

Smitty: Whack a Smitty (deep voice) REBORN!

CA: Appears in a new angle hiding behind .

Smitty: (whispers) I don' think they can see me! (turns to look at the camera and thumbs up)

Narrator: WHACK A SMITTY

Smitty: (turns to sound) Wha?

CA: A ball flies from the side and whacks Smitty to the ground.

CA: Smitty is shown appearing from a corner.

Smitty: Now with this totally revamped and reborn Whack a Smitty title, you can use totally new items to throw at me other than three different sized balls!

Smitty N: Like a ball of socks!

CA: Smitty is hit in the head with the socks.

Smitty N: Moldy lettuce!

CA: Smitty is pelted in the stomach.

Smitty N: Deodorant stick!

CA: Smitty is hit.

Smitty N: Empty Water bottle!

CA: Smitty is hit.

Smitty N: Baseball bat!

CA: Harvy comes from behind Smitty and starts to repetitively hit Smitty with the bat.

Smitty N: Bacon!

CA: Bacon slaps Smitty in the face.

Smitty N: Used tissue!

CA: The tissue is seen slowly falling down in front of him as he swats at it.

Smitty N: A kid!

CA: Harvy is shown throwing a kid (appears to be, not physically) at Smitty.

Smitty N: Frank the Chicken!

CA: Smitty is hit.

Smitty N: Jimmy Johnson with Frank the Chicken!

CA: Jimmy tackles Smitty, grunting with Frank.

Smitty N: And of course we can't forget my fluffiest friend Marsha!

CA: Smitty is shown.

Smitty: Marsha! How can you betray me like this!

CA: Marsha whacks him in the head.

CA: Smitty is shown with an ice pack on his head.

Smitty: That hurt!

CA: Smitty is in a new location.

Smitty: It is the greatest video game ever created as I never will know when I am about to be thumped in the head with something! (screams)

CA: A smelly sock hits him in the head.

CA: Smitty is shown running away into a hallway where Harvy is holding a club behind his back, whistling in front of a door.

Smitty: Hey there Harvy! What you doing?

Harvy: Uhhh... nothing... nothing criminal anyways. Well not really... Uh, how about you?

Smitty: Being chased by things flying at my face.

Harvy: Sounds like fun!

Narrator: WHACK A SMITTY!

Smitty: (screams and dodges items) Hide me Harvy!

Harvy: Where?

Smitty: (looks around) Oh, the closet will do!

Harvy: NO! I mean, not in there...

Smitty: But why not? (sad)

Narrator: WHACK A SMITTY!

CA: Smitty screams again and pushes Harvy in front of the item as Harvy is pushed to the ground.

CA: Smitty opens the door and sees Henry tied up inside.

Smitty: Why is Henry tied up in the closet Harvy?

Harvy: Uh... no reason... Bye! (runs away)

CA: Smitty is shown outside.

Smitty: Whack a Smitty isn't only playable in the forest anymore! In this Reborn version, it is playable in six totally new and originally unique locations!

CA: Smitty is shown in a new angle.

Smitty N: In the neighbors yard!

Neighbor: Get off my lawn you kid!

Smitty N: In the bathtub in the bathroom!

Smitty: Classy! (noddingly smiles)

Smitty N: In his bedroom!

CA: Shown jumping on the bed.

Smitty N: In the closet.

CA: A door is shown representing the closet.

Smitty: Hey Henry!

Henry: (grumbles)

CA: Smitty is shown on the edge of a cliff looking down it.

Smitty N: On a cliff!

CA: Smitty falls off of it accidentally.

Smitty N: Even under a bridge!

Smitty: I feel like I can live like a troll under here! (screams)

CA: Smitty is shown in front of the house.

Smitty: Now let's hear from our valued customers!

CA: A room is shown silent as crickets are heard.

CA: Banks is shown.

Banks: Depression.

CA: Smitty is shown outside.

Smitty: I-I don't understand! What happened to all our loyal fans!

CA: Henry is shown tied up running away with Harvy chasing after him.

Harvy: Get back here Truscot!

CA: Smitty is shown running up stairs.

Smitty: So let's see what our valued customers are up to then!

CA: Doctor V is shown digging a hole.

Doctor V: I have been digging in search of blood.

Note: If I can find a better scene unused of Ariana, I will use it instead.

CA: Ariana is shown trying to make a fire.

Ariana: Fire sucks!

CA: Blind Jeremy is shown crawling on the ground.

Blind Jeremy: Food... water... atmosphere... (collapses)

CA: Smitty is shown.

Smitty: (looks at screen) Well that was very interesting. (ducks as ball flies over his head)

CA: Jimmy is shown at a computer and then spins the chair around to speak to the camera in subtitles.

Jimmy: You can receive Whack a Smitty Reborn by calling this number (points his hand up to insinuate where the phone number is) and paying us with eleven easy payments of toenails and seventeen pieces of marshmallow fluff for my future scientific experiments!

CA: The commercial template is shown with a video showing Smitty dodging a lot of items in multiple snap shots.

Smitty N: Hey guys! Smitty here! You can purchase this totally awesomely reborn Whack a Smitty title by paying my lovable and wonderfully smarty smart cousin Jimmy Johnson with eleven easy payments of toenails and seventeen pieces of marshmallow fluff! Just realize there are a few health risks involve with the purchase of this product such as me getting a concussion or severe brain damage with tremor inflexibility when I get older. So please be kind and only whack me, Smitty Johnson the thirteenth when you absolutely feel necessary! (screams)

CA: The template changes to show new temporary specials by ordering now.

Smitty N: If you order now, not only do you get this awesomely awesome copy of Whack a Smitty Reborn, but you also get your very own personal kid butler who needs to be fed three times a day... okay make it four and you also get this moustache attachment for your kid butler! Isn't that totally awesome! (screams)

CA: Smitty is shown running outside from the door, slamming it behind him.

Smitty: So order your copy of Whack a Smitty reborn today! (files paper)

Narrator: WHACK A SMITTY!

CA: Smitty turns to his side and is pelted in the head with Frank the chicken.

CA: Smitty is shown on the ground.

Smitty: I really love Whack a Smitty Reborn! (acts dizzy)

Title: Whack a Smitty Reborn

Narrator: We can now ship to all countries and continents accept United States, America, almost all of North America, South America, The Americas, North Pole where Santa lives, Africa, Australia, Europe, Venezuela, Asia and everywhere else except Canada... so order your copy of Whack a Smitty Reborn today and receive your shipment in one to three business years and by then it will be just in time for Christmas!

CA: League Production symbol.

CA: Smitty is shown knocked out on the ground as Harvy walks over to him and looks down at him.

Narrator: WHACK A HARVY!

Harvy: (looks up) Wait, what? (gets hit in the head with a frisbee)

CA: End.