Episode 29 Script (On a Healthy Work Environment)

Dr. Truscot-The Health Chronicles (Episode 29) On A Healthy Work Environment (Script)
Cast: (In=In episode/ Not=Not in episode)

Dr. Truscot/In
Dr. Dontrust/In
Dr. Mister/In
Professor Sausage/In
Smitty Johnson/In
Banks/In
Doctor V/In
Harvy Reynol/In

CA: Series opening.

CA: You see Dr. Dontrust's back yard.

CA: Dr. Dontrust is shown, in orderly despair with messed up clothes and hair.

CA: You see him holding onto a cup with an odd smoking green liquid in it.

Note: Nick, would you be able to add the effect for the smoke?

Dr. Dontrust: (mumbling to himself) Mine… mine… all mine… (hysterical laughter)

CA: He continues walking towards his home.

CA: Dr. Truscot is shown walking out of his summer office and sees Harvy walk up to him.

Dr. Truscot: Hey Harv.

Harvy: Harvy… always call me Harvy! Please!

Dr. Truscot: Sorry about that. Hey, didn’t you say you were going to switch your outfit a tad to fit in more with the others?

Harvy: Yeah, I am! It is at the tailors now.

Dr. Truscot: Sounds sweet. So, what does it look like?

Harvy: I’d rather keep it a surprise.

Dr. Truscot: Okay, see you later then man.

CA: Dr. Truscot locks up his summer office and walks away.

Dr. Truscot: Why do I have a funny feeling that I won’t ever see this place again? Hmph. Just my imagination.

CA: You see Dr. Truscot walking away, leaving behind the summer location.

CA: After Dr. Truscot leaves, you see Blind Jeremy walk over a table and feel around the place.

CA: You see the trailer.

CA: You see the rocks.

CA: You see the beach.

CA: You see the road.

CA: You now see Dr. Truscot far away in the distance, then disappearing into the woods.

CA: He enters near the road next to his main office.

CA: He walks up towards his home casually.

CA: He walks into the house.

Dr. Truscot: Hey, anyone here?

CA: He starts to walk forward and then immediately behind him you see Doctor V startle Dr. Truscot.

Dr. Truscot: Doctor V! What the heck do you think you are doing?

Doctor V: Well, it should be quite obvious that I was trying to suck blood out of you.

Dr. Truscot: (stares at Doctor V) Are you completely insane?! You aren’t a vampire for the fortieth freaking time!

Doctor V: (leans in towards Dr. Truscot) Or am i?

Dr. Truscot: (sighs) Okay, that is it! Get out! Out! Out!

CA: You see Dr. Truscot pushing Doctor V to the door.

Doctor V: What did I do wrong???

CA: He pushes him out the door, onto the ground and slams the door.

CA: He starts to walk away when you see Doctor V whacking the door.

Doctor V: (from outside) Oh come on! I will be good! Just let me back in! Please!

CA: Dr. Truscot has left the room.

Doctor V: Fine then! Be that way! I… I will go find something else to do in my… my spare time! Yeah, that actually made sense! Beat that Truscot! Ha!

CA: You see him outside now, turning around.

Doctor V: So, now what? (you hear a bird) Birdies! I can suck blood out of birdies! (frolics away)

CA: Dr. Truscot walks up stairs into his office.

Dr. Truscot: Oh right, almost forgot to mention that today is on a healthy work environment! It isn’t exactly a health related topic, but mainly I will be discussing about how to keep your cool in an unhealthy work environment and how to adjust your work life for the better. And who better could explain it than me, since my work life is at the peak of perfection!

CA: Dr. Dontrust is shown in a room, holding the cup of smoking green liquid, laughing hysterically.

CA: You see Dr. Mister running from Professor Sausage.

Professor Sausage: Cheese!

CA: Smitty is shown.

Smitty: Marsha! (hugs Marsha)

CA: Harvy is shown staring at Smitty.

CA: Doctor V is shown outside running across the screen.

Doctor V: Birdies!

CA: Dr. Truscot is shown.

Dr. Truscot: Okay, perhaps I was wrong to say my work life was at the peak of perfection, but still, I have some good suggestions to help make your work life a healthier location with less stress from your work and (looks around) others that work with you.

CA: Dr. Truscot heads outside and in the background you see Doctor V running into the woods.

Dr. Truscot: The number one thing to mention that could make your work life healthier is to try to be courteous of others and ignore the co-workers that are obliviously rude jerks without even realizing it.

CA: Harvy is shown playing Xbox Live, owning someone.

Harvy: Boo yah! Yall just got pwned!

Dr. Truscot: Harvy, now is not the time.

Harvy: What? I've always wanted to say boo yah!

CA: The front door is shown on the inside.

CA: Door bell is heard.

Harvy: Oh crap, my outfit has arrived!

CA: Harvy runs off.

CA: You see Dr. Truscot grabbing the controller to the xbox.

CA: Harvy is shown at the door where two hands hand him the box.

Harvy: Do I have to sign or anything?

CA: The hand gives him a tablet and a pen.

Harvy: (starts to write) Harvy... Reynol... Okay, there ya go!

CA: The hand gives him a thumbs up as the person leaves.

CA: Harvy slams the door and runs into the bathroom.

CA: Dr. Truscot is shown opening a door and screaming, then running away.

CA: Smitty emerges from the door, hugging Marsha.

Smitty: What? What I do wrong? (screams and heads back into the room)

CA: Dr. Truscot is shown walking away, covering his eyes.

Dr. Truscot: I can't watch this anymore!

CA: Dr. Truscot heads outside and sits down next to a tree.

Dr. Truscot: Aside from trying to be nice with your fellow co-workers, depending on the job, you always have to put your customers first! This will make your work life a ton healthier for you, co-workers and customers.

CA: Dr. Truscot gets up and walks away.

CA: Dr. Truscot walks by a forest and sees Blind Jeremy.

Dr. Truscot: Hey man!

CA: Blind Jeremy turns around after Dr. Truscot is gone.

Blind Jeremy: Someone there? Hello?

CA: He walks up a stair case and sees Smitty upset.

Dr. Truscot: What is wrong Smitty?

Smitty: Well you see, when I was a child around 4, 2, 16 and 32, my aunt grew a large foot and my best friend was a crab! My dad never spoke to me because of his car dealership so I never really got to play ping pong!

CA: Dr. Truscot is shown bored, listening to Smitty.

Dr. Truscot: Well, good luck on finding someone to play! Got to go!

Smitty: Wait!

CA: Dr. Truscot is shown sitting down elsewhere.

Smitty: Will you play ping pong?

Dr. Truscot: No.

Smitty: How about now?

Dr. Truscot: No.

Smitty: Please?

Dr. Truscot: No.

Smitty: With sugar on top?

Dr. Truscot: No!

CA: Smitty continues to ask in multiple ways.

Dr. Truscot: Alright already! Fine, I will play ping pong if you shut up already!

CA: Harvy is shown with a new outfit (a white sweatshirt) however still is wearing his sun glasses.

Harvy: So, what do you all think?

CA: A phone is heard ringing.

Harvy: Hello? What do you mean you think my new outfit sucks? But mom! It makes me look like a good boy!

CA: Dr. Truscot and Smitty are shown next to a ping pong table.

Dr. Truscot: Okay, first to eleven wins!

Smitty: Okay dokey!

CA: They both start to play.

CA: You see multiple angles to show the game until Dr. Truscot wins.

Dr. Truscot: Okay Smitty, I got to eleven first... (out of breath)

Smitty: Yeah, but this game is like golf and I got one! So I win!

CA: Dr. Truscot stares at Smitty.

CA: Dr. Truscot leaves the place and arrives back at his main office.

Dr. Truscot: So, now it is time to hear from my co-workers how healthy our work environment is for us as it should be the same for you!

CA: Harvy is shown with his new outfit.

Harvy: This work environment is never healthy. Everyone is always crazy! I mean, look at that guy!

CA: Smitty is shown eating while holding Alfred the Dog and having Marsha on his head.

Smitty: (speaking with a mouthful) What?

Dr. Truscot: Well, what do you think Dr. Mister?

CA: Dr. Mister's home is shown, but no one says anything.

Dr. Truscot: Oh right, Sausage chased you out of your house again. Moving on. Banks? (pauses) Uh, Banks? What happened to Banks?

CA: Dr. Dontrust is shown walking in a hallway with that chemical drink, laughing hysterically.

Dr. Truscot: You okay Alfred?

CA: Doctor V is shown from different angles on the same shot, searching for birds.

Doctor V: I'm sorry, what were we discussing again? I will gladly give my opinion on things as long as it has to do with (counts his fingers) death, blood, killing, sucking blood, twilight, eating blood, murder, Assassins Creed, more blood...

CA: Dr. Truscot is shown.

Dr. Truscot: Okay, those were all very awful examples, but trust me, uh, my methods do work! But at least we aren't all crazy, we all just have differences!

CA: Harvy is shown again sitting with Smitty.

Harvy: I am sorry Smitty. Henry is right, we all have our differences, but none of us are crazy. Just some of us are not as smart as the others. Not mentioning any names though. You can interpret who is dumb on your own time.

Smitty: Heh! You definitely know what you are talking about! Now, do you have any chocolate syrup?

Harvy: Though for some of us, interpreting who is the dumbest person on this show, is harder than others.

Dr. Truscot: I promise you all though, that we don't fight or argue every day! (laughs silently almost) They just are (looks around) accidents of some sort!

CA: Smitty is shown fighting Harvy for no reason and destroying the office.

Harvy: Smitty! Stop this nonsense!

CA: Smitty starts laughing in the background.

CA: A door bell is heard.

Harvy: Oh my God! Who is that at a time like this?

CA: Harvy runs outside and sees Doctor V.

Doctor V: Impostor?

Harvy: Bill?

CA: You see Doctor V push Harvy to the ground next to the stair case inside the home.

CA: Smitty is shown in his office, which is a wreck.

Smitty: I am... okay!

CA: Smitty reaches for a piece of paper and begins filing it with a nail filer.

CA: Dr. Truscot is shown.

Dr. Truscot: This can't be good for ratings... (sighs and pushes his hair back with his hand)

CA: His phone starts to ring.

Dr. Truscot: Hello? (his face goes from happy to dread)

Doctor V: Impostor!

CA: Harvy is shown on the ground being whacked by Doctor V.

Harvy: THE NAME IS HARVY! OW! NOT IMPOSTOR! OW! STOP IT BILL! OWW!

CA: Dr. Truscot hangs up the phone and sits down.

Dr. Truscot: Harvy, Smitty, Doctor V!

CA: Smitty is shown still on the ground.

CA: Harvy and Doctor V stop fighting.

Dr. Truscot Upstairs, now!

CA: Smitty is shown next to Harvy.

Smitty: He made me do it!

Harvy: I did not!

Smitty: Liar!

CA: Doctor V is shown.

Doctor V: I say you two brought me into this! I was happily roaming around, searching for birdies to drink blood from and then you two bring me into this crap!

CA: Dr. Truscot walks into the room.

Dr. Truscot: Zip it all of you!

CA: You see everyone quiet down.

CA: You see Doctor V polishing his teeth.

CA: You see Harvy and Smitty.

Dr. Truscot: They are canceling our show because none of us can take any of this seriously enough they said and they are taking Professor Sausage to an asylum because they seriously believe he needs help. Banks has gone missing, Dr. Mister has been temporarily hospitalized and they think Dr. Dontrust has gone nuts! (pauses) I just thought you all should know.

CA: Dr. Truscot walks away past Doctor V.

Doctor V: Wow, that was harsh. Even I feel bad for him and we are arch enemies.

CA: Smitty is shown holding Marsha.

Smitty: Wait, I am confused. What is going on?

Harvy: It means the show might be canceled Smitty...

Smitty: But I don't want it to be canceled! (cries)

Harvy: It is okay Smitty, we will all pull through. Just got to give it time.

Smitty: (continues crying) How will I be able to afford tacos anymore?

Harvy: Smitty, this never was a paying job. You have money. You are rich, remember? Your parents own a car dealership down the street from here.

Smitty: (stops crying) Oh right. Then let's go get me some tacos!

CA: Runs away.

Harvy: Oyeh...

CA: Harvy follows behind him slowly.

Smitty: Come on Harv!

Harvy: My name is Harvy Reynol! Not Harv! Now get back here Receptionist Smitty Johnson the Thirteenth!

CA: Harvy chases Smitty.

CA: Dr. Truscot sits down on his front steps.

CA: Dr. Dontrust is shown sitting down finally.

CA: Dr. Truscot raises his head and heads back inside.

Dr. Dontrust: (acts drunk) Well, time to test this baby out!

CA: Dr. Truscot walks back inside.

Dr. Truscot: Wait a second Alfred! What is that?

Dr. Dontrust: Only my wonderful experiment fluid that I conjured up out of wax, sanitizer, aluminum, elbow grease, Mello Yello, ginger from the ale, jalapenos, turkey fries, grass, sleeping pills, Claritin and a hint of my secret recipe! Lime Slushy! But no one goes wrong with Slushy's!

Dr. Truscot: What is it supposed to do?

Dr. Dontrust: Cure my lost memory from before I met you and spruce up my brain cells! (pauses) (spoken more quietly and slowly) I also might have accidentally killed Banks and impersonated him for ten episodes, (spoken fastly and loudly) but no worries. I will remember what happened that night after taking this drink!

Dr. Truscot: Wait, you did what? Banks is dead? Never mind that though right now, this sounds too risky Alfred, please don't drink it!

Dr. Dontrust: Don't be silly! I made this myself! It is perfectly safe! (hiccups)

Dr. Truscot: No, don't do it!

CA: Dr. Dontrust starts to drink the smoking green drink.

Dr. Truscot: No!

CA: Dr. Dontrust drinks it down to the last drop and lowers his head.

Dr. Dontrust: See, it was perfectly fine!

CA: He belches smoke.

Note: Nick, please add in the effect again. Thanks!

Dr. Truscot: Alfred!

CA: Dr. Dontrust stands up and starts to walk away.

Dr. Dontrust: Stop worrying Truscot, I am perfectly fine!

CA: He burps again and falls over onto the ground unconscious.

Dr. Truscot: Dontrust!

CA: Dr. Truscot runs out of the room he is in.

CA: Dr. Dontrust is shown lying on the ground as the screen fades out.

CA: End of Episode.

CA: A screen appears saying "To Be Continued to the Final Episode of The Health Chronicles"