Episode 15 Script

Dr. Truscot-The Health Chronicles (Episode 15) On Amnesia (Script)
Cast: (In=In episode/ Not=Not in episode)

Dr. Truscot/In
Dr. Dontrust/In
Professor Sausage/In
Dr. Mister/In
Banks: In
Doctor V/In (Didn't list in script what he does)
Smitty Johnson/Not

CA: Series opening.

CA: Professor Sausage is shown with a hammer and a crazed look. Then he walks off the screen and you hear Dr. Mister
scream.

Professor Sausage: (off screen) Time to take you to your crazy bin!

CA: Professor Sausage is then seen dragging someone through the screen.

CA: Dr. Truscot is then shown.

Dr. Truscot: Today's episode is on amnesia! Dr. Mister recently lost his memory for some reason and that is why we are
dedicating this episode in his regards!

CA: Dr. Truscot is shown next to a door.

Dr. Truscot: So if you lose your memory, you better hope you regain it, because otherwise you have no hope! Dr. Dontrust?

CA: Dr. Dontrust is shown.

Dr. Dontrust: I lost my memory once, I never gained it back. But I am not insane! Where is my taser?

CA: Dr. Truscot is shown again.

Dr. Truscot: So have your loved ones try to help regain your memory by talking to you about things in your past! No one
loves Dr. Dontrust which is why he has no memory of his past.

CA: Dr. Truscot is then shown next to a TV.

Dr. Truscot: So good luck if you have lost your memory!

Banks: What are you talking about in today's episode?

Dr. Truscot: (looks off camera) How did this guy get in the show again? (looks back at camera) Uh, amnesia Banks.

Banks: (sarcastic) That is nice. You should do an episode on ham and animals eating ham.

Dr. Truscot: (looks of screen again) Seriously, who is this guy?

Banks: I like ham.

CA: Dr. Dontrust is shown again.

Dr. Dontrust: Who are you again? I want to remember my past!

CA: He whacks his head with a hammer.

Dr. Dontrust: Wait, who am I? What am I? Where am I? Oooh, a hammer!

CA: He hits himself again and falls.

Banks: Time to install that television in room 2 on floor 27. (sarcastic) I love my job. I really do.

CA: Banks walks off camera and then reappears without the screen moving. (just duck behind something in the same shot and then jump up and speak)

Banks: Sike!

CA: Series ending.

CA: Dr. Mister is shown walking into his home.

Dr. Mister: Glad all I got was a concussion, could have been worse, could have lost my memory or something.

CA: Professor Sausage comes out of nowhere and tackles Dr. Mister.

NEW DR. MISTER OPENING AND ENDING


CA: Series opening.

CA: Dr. Mister is shown watching television peacefully and then Professor Sausage walks into the room.

Professor Sausage: What you doing?

Dr. Mister: Watching a movie.

Professor Sausage: What movie?

Dr. Mister: Why should I tell you?

Professor Sausage: Because I want to know.

Dr. Mister: Well, the last time you asked that same question, I let you watch the show and you got sugar high on candy.

CA: A flashback is shown of Professor Sausage and Dr. Mister watching a movie while Dr. Mister remains perfectly calm and Professor Sausage goes nuts in the background doing random things and eventually passes out while Dr. Mister continues to stare at the television as if nothing happened.

Professor Sausage: Oh... right... (takes hat off and scratches head)

Dr. Mister: That is why I won't tell you or let you watch it with me.

Professor Sausage: Please, please let me watch it with you!

Dr. Mister: No, not this time.

Professor Sausage: Well fine then! (pulls out hammer and whacks Dr. Mister in the head)

CA: Dr. Mister grasps his head.

Dr. Mister: Ow! What was that for? (looks over at Professor Sausage)

Professor Sausage: You didn't go boom.

Dr. Mister: Wait, who are you?

Professor Sausage: Uh, oh... Should I take you to la hospital?

Dr. Mister: Why are you wearing an African hat?

Professor Sausage: That is it, he has lost it...


Series Ending:

CA: Dr. Mister walks into his house from his front door holding an ice pack to his head.

Dr. Mister: Well, it is good to be home. Thankfully it was only a minor concussion. It wasn't severe amnesia at least.

CA: Professor Sausage walks into the room holding a broom.

Professor Sausage: Ah, you come back too soon.

Dr. Mister: No thanks to you...

Professor Sausage: I wanted to dance with my pole though.

CA: Professor Sausage starts dancing with his pole while Dr. Mister walks up to the camera, stares at it while Professor Sausage remains in the background dancing.

Dr. Mister: You know, maybe it would have been better to have lost my memory.

CA: Dr. Mister turns around and sees Professor Sausage dancing and then walks away while Professor Sausage continues dancing and eventually, once Dr. Mister is off the screen, falls to the ground and out of sight.