Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

granted but harry gets killed by voldemort and the movie of the book fails


i wish for some tea

Voldemort came back to life then? Granted wish but it was posioned. You were hospitalized.

Wishes for Harry to come back.

granted but it burns your mouth shut and you can never talk again.

i wish that i was a mod.

Granted but you were hit by car and forgot about the site due to memory loss.

I wish for everything I need!

granted but all you needed was a life and it was ended by a mercanary (jk about the get a life thing lol)

i wish for nothing.

Granted but then you get everything.

I wish for a kitty..

granted but its dead

i wish for dragons to kill all the terrorists in the world and destroy all the nuclear weapons.

Granted, but the war was already over by the time they were ready.

I wish for kitty to come back to me...

granted. it comes back as a zombie and it eats you.

im not wishing for anything, so there is nothing to grant.

Nothing granted...

I wish for me to be out of this stomach.

wish granted but you melt due to stomach acid.

i wish i was made of rubber but still had bones that were indestructible. (grant this without something being wrong with it and you'll get something in return.)

Granted, only that you were bigger than normal while being rubber (is that close enough)

I wish to not be acid..

granted! you also get a million dollars with nothing wrong with them!

well im gonna go bouncin now.

Wooo! A Million bucks! You are granted for the bouncing, watch out for cars (Mega ignores this and hits one while sticking to it and driving to Cleavland Ohio which is 8 hours away)

I wish for a real lightsaber!

ha! ohio only about 3 hours away for me! i know cuz i went to chicago for thanksgiving.

(it was 8 hours from wherever you were. you end up in Cleavland and he parks too close to a building as you hit the building and get stuck)

I wish for a lightsaber still!

granted but you turn it on upside down and you cut your foot off.

i wish i was unstuck from the building.

Granted, but then you fell and stuck yourself to the ground.

I wish for my foot back..

granted but it was put on backwards. i wish i was back to being a normal human again.

Granted, but by doing so you turned out to be like that political guy from X-Men 1 who went under an unatural transformation and turn to water.

I wish for foot to be put the right way.

not granted lol.

What do you wish for?

I wish for the ability to superficially move my foot back to position.

granted but it costs you an arm and a leg.

i wish for a desert eagle.

Granted, but the eagle is rabid and bites you.

I wish for superpowers

Granted but you get the stupid one of glowing in the dark...

I wish for an arm and a leg...