Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

granted but it tastes of dead things


i wish for somthing bad to happend

Granted, then something worse happens..

I wish for everyone to love me!

Granted, but then everyone over loves you and drives you mad.

Wishes for the 40,000 AD rp to go good.

Granted but I ruin it due to being insane, after that I gain my sanity back and am shocked at what I did.

Wishes for Charizard EX Mint!

Bought off eBay, but Obama confiscates it and sends to jail for life and saws your tongue out.

I wish Luxord was a moderator.

Granted, but Flareon escapes and kills Luxord, so no Mod...

Flareon wishes to never be caught..

flareon gets caught and molested in prison


i wish for the moon

The moon comes and violently rapes and kills Void.

I wish for a

Granted, but Flareon blows it up after killing the security guards watching me...

Wishes to escape to Mars..

Puts a time bomb in ship and explodes.

I wish for a new EnVy Touch.

granted but martians rape flareon and make him there sex prisoner


this is getting bizzare lol

Granted of being bizarre as Flareon wakes up from a nightmare and destroys the bizarre moment.

I wish for unlimited Itunes money

Bought at store on Black Friday, but Obama steals it and Flare commits suicide in sadness.

I wish for Flareon.

Granted, but you get FlareonMaster back instead of

I wish for a Luxord toy to give to Luxy for Christmas!

granted but key sword molestes him

i wish for a house

Granted, but weed stored in it and you get arrested.

I wish for a can of Cola.

Granted but I give it to Void in Jail for the rest of his life instead, but it was laced with killing powder and no one can prove anything.

I wish for a zillion bucks!

granted cept it's covered is same power


i wish for this topic locked lol

Why, granted but then unlocked (you can't wish for this locked as we are keeping on topic, you aren't creator and this is fun whether you like it or not. )

I wish for another Gengar Lv.x...

granted, but somebody who hates cbgamez hacks his computer.

i wish that i had a million dollars that i can't get in any kind of trouble for

Granted, but you accidentally dropped it while on a helicopter ride..

I wish for ten million dollars that nothing can happen too, it is indestructible..

granted but everything that costs money goes extinct.

i wish i owned an invincible helicopter that never ran out of fuel and would only work if i was driving.

Granted but you didn't park it correctly as it falls over edge of a building.

I wish for something that can't have anything wrong with it! Lol

Granted, but the money can never move, and when touched, the world explodes.

I wish for a legion of zombies

Granted but for some reason they came back to life and were humans.

Wishes for JK Rowling to make Harry Potter 8.