The Story of Tank M'Coy...

by FlareonMaster Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:06 pm

This Was Based on a True Story:

One sunny winter afternoon, three friends walk out into the middle of a foresty meadow to realize snow has fallen onto the ground. C.J wants to roll around, Cody wants to throw snow balls at his friends and Jon wants to make the largest snow man of all time. Cody instantly loved the idea and convinced C.J to help build it! So the three of them started to roll up the ground of humongous snow balls, gaining about 50 pounds each. The bottom was too big and the middle was even bigger! So Cody kicked out half of the snow mans middle, spewing snow guts. They realized it was still too big and that the head was gonna be bigger than the rest of his body. So C.J rolled into the snow man and crushed half of his side. Jon knew it was time to place the head upon their masterpiece and did so gently. Cody ran for large sticks to resemble arms while C.J watched in awe as Jon placed the head on and drew a smiley face onto the snow man. Once Cody pushed the arms into socket, the three of them discussed names and came across the liking of Tank M'Coy.

The three of them started to walk away to leave Tank, but Jonathan realized his head was lumpy and two sizes too big. He returned to karate chop his side, almost collapsing Tank's head. Jonathan fixed the issue and returned inside with his friends. Later that day, the three returned to see Tank had lost his head. Much to their demise, they left him. Two weeks later, with all the snow melted, Jon has realized Tanks large bottom still remains even without any other snow in sight. This means, Tank will live a long life! Well... until Spring anyways.

The End