mah old noob story.

i will be adding to this

hi this is a noob story

Noob appears on T island
noob:where am I?
welcome dude:welcome to T island!
noob:dude who are you?
welcome dude:hi I welcome ppl to T island, so welcome!
(noob h@cks down welcome dude with rune axe that he found on the floor)
(the noob goes to Survial Guide)
Survial Guide:Hi I teach ppl to survive!
(noob takes out rune axe)
Survial Guide: where'd u get that?
noob: I found it on the floor in the welcome dude's house
Survial Guide:o my gosh.....well, cut down a tree!
noob:dude I thought u taught ppl to survive
Survial Guide:I do
noob:well how is cutting down a tree helping them survive?
Survial Guide:they burn the logs and cook stuff and eat it
noob:y dont u teach ppl that then
Survial Guide:I do
noob:u just told me to cut down that tree
Survial Guide:that is part of teaching them
noob:teaching them what
Survial Guide:how to survive
noob:teaching who
Survial Guide:random ppl
noob:who?
Survial Guide:how the heck am i supposed to know?
noob:u dont know the names of ur own stundents?
Survial Guide:it dosnt matter. now please cut down the tree
noob:what for
Survial Guide:AAARRRRGGH to do the lesson!
noob:what lesson
Survial Guide:AAARRRGGGH!!!!! (explains the lesson thing)
noob:oh
Survial Guide:now, please cut down the tree
noob:what tree
Survial Guide:AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!
(the noob keeps asking random questions and eventually the Survial Guide kills herself by h@cking herself with one of the bronze axes she gives ppl)
noob: wonder y she did that (goes to cook)
cook:please cook this on the stove
noob:dude that a rune axe
cook:oh
cook:here it is (hands the noob dough)
(the noob sets the dough on fire)
noob:oops
cook:wtheck
noob:(throws dough at cook)dont say that wHen I cooked something good
cook:(jumps in pond) I'll get u noob!
(noob goes to quest guide)
quest guide:hi wanna know about quests?
noob:do you no there is a chocolate cake behind you
quest guide:were? (spins around)
(noob h@cks down quest guide with rune axe and takes cape) w00t
(wearing the cape the noob climbes down the ladder and goes to mining guy)
mining guy:hi wanna learn about mining?
(the noob does the quest cape emote)
mining guy:
noob:what u've never seen the quest cape emote before?
mining guy:i dont think so
noob:gimmie ur pic
mining guy:no
(the noob pertends to hack the mining guy)
mining guy:AARRRGGH (drops pic)
noob:(picks up pic)thanks
mining guy:gimmie that
noob:(hacks the mining guy with rune axe) you coulda had it if u asked nicely

the noob went to Vannaka, ate a peice of cheese and puked all over Vannaka. Vannaka yelled at the noob causeing him to go insane and eat a G sword, ki||ing him self. Vannaka screamed when he saw the noob again and teled to Ardy and got a jop selling silk. the noob went to the banker and stepped on a nail and screamed really loud. the banker went out to the noob, burped, and ate the nail. the money person yelled and threw butter at the noob. the noob threw a pie at the money guy and chocked on a gp. the noob went to the prayer guy who ran out of the church and puked on a tree. the noob poked the tree, knocking it over. the noob then poked the prayer guy who ate a cup, choking. the noob then went to the mage. he killed all the chickens, cooked them, and ate them. the mage got mad at him. the noob force fed the mage a chicken bone. the mage chocked. the noob graped his staff and teled to lumby.

*in lumby*
our noob finds a awesome looking staff.
noob:co00o0o00o0ol
lvl138:hey that's mine!!!
noob:e33e33e3e3eek!!
the lvl138 grabs the staff and taps the noob lightly on the head. he goes flying into outer space and disintegrates into a messy mess. the noob respawns.
noob:G|/\/\I3 D@-|- $-|-@FF!!111!!!!!!11!11111!!1!
lvl138:oh no! i forgot you can respawn! (taps himself lightly on the head and flies into outer space like the noob. on the way up he drops the staff.
noob:HAH! thanks for the staff noob!
the lvl138 dies and drops his full dragon armor.
noob:hey look! it's some of that heavy red stuff!
R@/\/D0/\/\ /\/00B:omgosh i will buy 1.7 bill!
noob:no that is a rip off!
R@/\/D0/\/\ /\/00B:sell sell sell sell sell!!
noob:fine FINE!
R@/\/D0/\/\ /\/00B2:omgosh you're rich rich RICH!
R@/\/D0/\/\ /\/00B2 screams so loud his lungs burst and he dies. he respawns and repeats this process until our noob goes insane and gets drunk on grog and dies of beer poisoning and loses his money
noob:no00o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o00o0o0o0o00o

noob:what do i do now? i have no money, no house, no nothing...no.....no...cheese..and nothing else. what should i do?
(random guy appears out of smoke)
???:hi!
noob:your not going to make me go insane, are you?
???:yes of course!
the noob screams.
???:joking, joking!!
noob:what the hay is your name?
???:ÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈk.
noob:.....really.
???:no really that is my name.
noob:well fine if you insist on being called ÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈk.
ÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈk:you seem down in the dumps. what is the matter?
noob:i just lost over one bill. my awesome staff is gone. i do not own anything.
ÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈk:
noob:what?
ÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈk:a newbie! screeeeech!
noob:no! do not leave me your my only friend!!!
ÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈk jumps in a honda civic and
continually runs over noob until he dies and ÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈk drives off into the sunset.
...............
now that noob is de@d, how can we continue the story?
noob in a hoarse wisper:im not de@d!
a random guy stomps on noobs face.

NOTICE! I WILL BE CONTUINUEING THE STORY!!!

LOL

i forgot. the noob will respawn.
noob:hi. hi. hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
eee33e3ee3e3e3e3e3e333e3eee3e3e3K!
i will now lock myself in a ford pick up truck and drive over a cliff!
but wait! who will narrate the story??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!
noob:me!
ÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈk:me!
noob:.....
ÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈk:what?
noob:person writing the story! make him suffer the way i did!
fine! i am now driving over ÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈk who is screaming like crap. noob is laughing like a maniac and hacking his scalp off. wait!
noob:you're too late! i made you do that so that i could do this so i could....could...ah what the heck!
i can do anything. i could make you implode. i could make it so you could never respawn again.
noob:hah! that dosen't scare me!
i can take away your axe!!1!1!!!one!1!1!!1!1!1
noob:gasp! you wouldn't
i would!
noob:no!
yes!
(sigh). this went on for sometime. i finally made it so he is tied to a log and has an itch that he can't reach. he will stay like that for two months. h@h!

guy walks into a bar.
guy:a greenman's ale, please.
(intensively loud screaming from the basement)
guy:
bartender:that is some guy who has been down there for two days. (twwwwoo days???????) and has not stopped screaming.
noob:i don't want it to be two days i want it to be two months stop this stop this asodphfasdhfpaosdh anods ahpsod asdfhpf
guy2:what is he talking, Latin? o.O
guy3:no i think like Arabic or something
stop that screaming!
noob:no!! stop this tortueing!
you never mentioned anything about scalping ÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈÉÈk!
guy:where is that voice coming from?
in your head. in your head.

i did this for two days straight and he later went insane.

guy2:o my gosh!!!!! a voice!!!! ashdop asdhno asnp

guy3:now he is talking Arabic!!
bartender:this is crazy! i have had to much Chef's delight!! imma getin' outta here!!
guy3:i am the only one left besides that guy and that voice.
noob:he has made me suffer for four days and counting! do not join him!
guy3:i will never join you voice of the....the..whatever! you will taste my blade! (takes out a bronze dagger) on gaurd! touche-
at this point i made him explode into legos.
noob! you are the only one left in the building!
noob:lemme go lemme go lemme go lemme go!!!!
bye!
at this point i left the building and left noob screaming.

newbie walks into the bar.
newbie:oooh legos! (starts playing with legos that the guy exploded into)
noob is still screaming.
newbie:OOOH loud screaming i bet the poor guy doesn't have any legos
the newbie tosses a lego down the stairs and since noob is screaming the lego goes into his mouth and he chokes. the newbie respawns in lumby. rats!
noob:eeyahoo! freedom!
look a penny!
noob:oooooooooooooooooooooh!
the noob tries to pick up the penny and it is really an atomic b0mb.
meanwhile everyone hears a loud scream.
where is that lego i gave you!!!1!!1!!!111!!!1!11one!1!???/????slash?one/!
the noob respawns to see puke everywhere and kills himself in despair just to respawn next to the KBD who kills him just to respawn next to the bar where a mugger kills him just to revive in tied to a log with an itch just like before....with an mad newbie who accuses him of stealing a lego. oooh oh, he's taken out a bronze dagger...oh oh oooh OOOOOOH oh oh oh oh oh O0o0o00o0o0O0ohhhh that's disgusting. oh oh oh oh oooooohoho oh oh oh oh oh ooooooh oh oh oh oh oh he's just steamed the newbie oh oh oh oh ooohoho oh c'mon that's just wrong oh oh ohoh oho ho oooooooh!

well, that's the end of him for a couple days. i made it so he could not respawn. soooo let's for a couple of days go to the story of the newbie.

comment plz

ZOMG SO RANDOM

newbie:imma newbie, imma new to dis game. new sounds like neew, which sounds like ew with an n, which sounds like...cr@p.
noasdfh:you idiot! cr@p does not sound like ew!
newbie:well TO BAD FOR YOU THEN!!
noasdfh:don't talk that tone with ME, young man!
newbie:oapshd aapdhsoasd hfpo ahsdpof sahpdo psdoahf
noasdfh:omgosh Arabic!
nasal:i want wy wammy! w@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@h
noasdfh:O>O
nasal:wammy! wat way's wace wooks wak....wa wont woah....wheese?
noasdfh:my face does not look like cheese!
nasal:walate when?
noasdfh:no not like chocolate! now F33|_ /\/\Y B|_@D3!1!1!!one0/\/3one!
noasdfh chops off nasal's head with a dragon scimitar.
noasdfh:ok now we don't have to listen to that voice.
nasal's head:wammy...will whose ways, wan't wou?
newbie:oook, now i'm going to have nightmares for a week.
noasdfh:uuuuuh, you deal with this, ok?
newbie:uuuh no, imma not dealin' with a talking head.
noasdfh:ok, then deal with that.
people are running around with holes in their foreheads and someone with a bloody blackjack is staring at them.
newbie:ok that's just disturbing.
noasdfh:look! nasal's head is not talking anymore!!!!!!!
newbie:whew!
raspy voice:but, i'm still here, aren't i?

bump.

Lol why didn't I see this thread before? Oh well, very random Micah.

Ya....very.....