Episode 14 Scirpt

Dr. Truscot-The Health Chronicles (Episode 14) On Spring Cleaning (Script)
Cast: (In=In episode/ Not=Not in episode)

Dr. Truscot/In
Dr. Dontrust/In
Professor Sausage/Not
Dr. Mister/In
Banks: In
Doctor V/In
Smitty Johnson/In

CA: Series opening.

CA: Dr. Mister is shown.

Dr. Mister: Why hello, call me DOCTOR! Okay, now that that is settled, welcome to my lovely home.

CA: He shows off his home from a lot of places like a sink, a bedroom, a table and so on.

Dr. Mister: This is the result of Spring Cleaning! I always keep a clean house! It is squeaky clean!

Banks: (sarcastic) It looks really nice Dr. Mister.

Dr. Mister: Thanks, I think?

Banks: That wasn't a compliment. Ha ha ha ha (don't laugh, actually say ha ha ha ha)

Dr. Mister: Also, Dr. Truscot let me go first today since I am the cleanest of us!

CA: Dr. Truscot is shown.

Dr. Truscot: I never said you could go first... Smitty just let you go first since you offered to go to get tacos later.

Smitty: I can't wait! Marsha will be so happy for me!

Dr. Mister: Oh, right...

Doctor V: You still owe me some blood Dr. Mister... Smitty is weird.

Dr. Truscot: Anyways, there is more to keeping a clean house than just keeping a clean house. Every spring it is
recommended that one cleans out their home of things they don't need and usually have a yard sale. However it is still early spring, so I still have snow... So in other words, only Dr. Mister can do Spring cleaning so far considering he is in a warmer
climate.

Dr. Mister: That is right, welcome to lovely Bermuda!

Dr. Truscot: You aren't in Bermuda.

Dr. Mister: Hawaii?

Dr. Truscot: Not there either.

Dr. Mister: California?

Dr. Truscot: No... You are in Florida.

Dr. Mister: Oh, right!

Dr. Truscot: Moron... Dr. Dontrust?

CA: Dr. Dontrust is shown standing in a snow bank.

Dr. Dontrust: I want warmth! I am so cold! I am so stinking cold! Give me my warmth!

CA: He is now shown inside.

Dr. Mister: Ahhhh... warm... Wait, when is summer again? Is that before or after Swinter?

Dr. Truscot: Swinter?

Dr. Dontrust: Yeah, you know, Summer and Winter combined.

Dr. Truscot: There is no such thing.

Banks: I want ham... I am on my way to install a toilet in room 389 on floor 1.

Dr. Truscot: Who are you again?

Banks: My name is Matthew Banks. I am an orderly at a hospital next door. Call me Banks. (Sarcastic) I really love cleaning and installing toilets. It is real fun. Why am I not a doctor yet? I have spent zero hours in school so why am I not? I want to take care of animals!

Dr. Truscot: That would be a vet, not a doctor...

Banks: Right, where is my head lately?

Dr. Dontrust: Oh... Well then, is summer before or after flinter?

Doctor V: I heard it was after Sall. Right?

Banks: Ham?

Dr. Truscot: Forget about it, anyways people, keep a clean home all the time and during the spring, after the snow has left
your area, clean out your house and have a yard sale! See ya later!

Dr. Dontrust: Aligator.

CA: Series ending.

Smitty: Mister, when are we having our tacos, acorns and late's?

CA: Dr. Misters home is shown, but no one is there as cricket sound is heard.

Smitty: NOOOO! Marsha, it happened again!