Good News/Bad News

Welcome to the Good News/Bad News thread! This is a game where you post a paragraph of sentences containing either good news or bad news. You can start and end with good or bad news, it's totally up to you. You should be original, creative, and funny.

I'll start.

Bad News: Martians invaded earth.
Good News: We fought back.
Bad News: They owned us.
Good News: They all died from diseases.
Bad News: We did too.
Good News: One couple survived.
Bad News: They fell off a cliff.

good news: arch was the one who fell off cliff
bad news: arch fell off a cliff

Good News: Bob got an Xbox 360.
Bad News: His sister broke it.
Good News: He took it to a repair shop and got it repaired.
Bad News: The shop owner was a scammer and stole it.
Good News: Bob killed the scammer by dropping an anvil on him. Wait, maybe that's bad news... oh well
Bad News: The scammer had been carrying the Xbox and it got crushed to bits.

good news:arch made story on story and games
bad news:ee not read it yet

Good News: He has read it now.

bad news: ee's gonna make fprces of good win cause he's like that

Good news:Bash has finished most of his exams
Bad new: I probably failed them all
Good news: After exams tomorrow were all going to the pub!
Bad news: Im going to have a headache the following morning
Good news: Then I have two weeks off
Bad news: I cant think of anything!!

Good News: I GLADLY sent a video to Ee.
Bad News: He didnt reply to it
Bad News (again): Im not sure if he saw it

Good News: Everyone Lurvs Kim!
Bad News: If they don't I'll effing crush their skulls with a sledgehammer and bury them in my back yard, like I do with the rest of those 'haters'.
Good News: >:O Then They'll be dead, and everyone will lurv meh.
Bad News: Wait... Why would there be bad news if everyone loved meh?

Lawl.

good news: I survived a week without geting hurt
bad news:after that I cut my finger while cleaning the blender
good news: I got $ from cleaning the house and cleaning the blender..
bad news: the cut stings and now my knuckles are bleeding from playing bloody knuckles
good news: I had fun.
bad news: I was writeing this message the same time kim wrote her message

good news: i beat someone in gym
bad news: he was too easy

good news the girl i have a crush on finaly thinks im sane. Bad news thats about it

Good News: I started to make an RS vid with seek, joe, and a random level 3.
Bad News: After the first scene the lvl 3 called me a noob and logged out.
Good News: We finished the movie.
Bad News: The files wouldn't load into my editing program!!!
Good News: I figured out how to record in a way that the files will work.
Bad News: We had already filmed whole vid.

why wasn't i invited to help arch is a good actore


bad news: won't be on on friday until 8:30pm my time
good news: going to city and buying stuff with ££££££

archaon 5100 wrote:why wasn't i invited to help arch is a good actor

Good News: We wanted you to help.
Bad News: You weren't online.

Eagle Eye307 wrote:Good News: Bob got an Xbox 360.
Bad News: His sister broke it.
Good News: He took it to a repair shop and got it repaired.
Bad News: The shop owner was a scammer and stole it.
Good News: Bob killed the scammer by dropping an anvil on him. Wait, maybe that's bad news... oh well
Bad News: The scammer had been carrying the Xbox and it got crushed to bits.

holy cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@2

good news:ee stinks.
bad news:ee thinks i stink as well.
good news:i don't stink.
bad news:none

Good News: Seek doesn't smell.
Bad News: Eagle smells like dirty gym socks.

Kimz0r wrote:Good News: Seek doesn't smell.
Bad News: Eagle smells like dirty gym socks.

yaaaay kimmeh

seek 11m wrote:good news:ee stinks.
bad news:ee thinks i stink as well.
good news:i don't stink.
bad news:none

Neither of us stink... I don't think you stink.

However, you are fat, lazy, stupid, idiotic, insane, and retarded.

JOKING!!!

Eagle Eye307 wrote:

seek 11m wrote:good news:ee stinks.
bad news:ee thinks i stink as well.
good news:i don't stink.
bad news:none

Neither of us stink... I don't think you stink.

However, you are fat, lazy, stupid, idiotic, insane, and retarded.

JOKING!!!

weeeeellll......what do we have here????

Good News: I'm about to punch Eagle in the face.
Bad News: He lied to you, I am not fat, or retarded.
Good News: Although, I still am Lazy, Stupid, Idiotic, and Insane...
Bad News: I wish I was retarded sometimes...

Kimz0r wrote:Good News: I'm about to punch Eagle in the face.
Bad News: He lied to you, I am not fat, or retarded.
Good News: Although, I still am Lazy, Stupid, Idiotic, and Insane...
Bad News: I wish I was retarded sometimes...

I was talking to Seek....?

Good: Kimmeh got owned
Bad: Eagle had to apologise
Good: Bash feels better than he did earlier
Bad: Bash was just rude to kimmeh