Yo Mama Contest

yo mama's so hairy they thought she was big foot

archaon 5100 wrote:yo mama's so big foot they thought she was hairy

don't you mean the other way around?

no i don't




yo mamas so tall she converse's with god

yah mama 'o ta she traped an' hit 'er 'ead awn da moon

seek 11m wrote:yah mama 'o ta she traped an' hit 'er 'ead awn da moon

yea boy

your momas so short they thought she was a garden gnome when she stood still

yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

Time to put this topic to sleep ;-)

Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
Yo mama so dumb she stared at da orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate
Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves
Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money
Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
You're mom's so stupid, she got locked up in a super market and starved
Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
Yo' Momma's So Fat When her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean
Yo mamma's like a shotgun, one and she blows.
Yo mama so dumb that when I said "christmas is just around the corner" she went looking for it!
Yo Mamma's so fat it takes two busses and a train to get on her good side.
Yo mom is so stupid, I said it's chilly outside, your mom ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon and asked where??
Yo Momma so fat she stepped on da scale and and it said to be continued...
Yo Mama's so poor, when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, "My kids locked me out."
Yo Momma so dumb when she saw a bus with white people in it she said, "Go catch that twinky."
Yo mommas so fat, she has to use a matress for a tampon.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
Yo momma's so fat that when she goes outside in her yellow jacket people say "Look it's the magic school bus!!!"
Yo Mamma so fat that when the school bus drives by she yells STOP THAT TWINKIE!
Yo Mama so fat she went into a zoo and a zookeeper said, "Oh boy...another elephant got out!"
Yo mamma so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mamma is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans!
Yo mama's so fat that when she went to wal-mart she tripped over k-mart and hit target!!!!:-D
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.
Yo mama's so poor when I saw her kickin' a can down the street, I asked her what was she doing and she said she was movin'
Your mammas so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out....
Your mama is so fat she jumped in to the ocean and the whales stated to sing we are family.
Yo mama's so fat she has her own zipcode
Yo Momma is like a doornob, everyone gets a turn.
Yo mamma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo Mama's so fat, when she stepped onto the scale it said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo Momma so fat, when she went to swim in the ocean she said "Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!"
I thought you were ugly ... and then I met your mama
Yo Mamma is like a hockey playa, she doesnt changer her pads for 3 periods!
Yo Momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.
Yo momma's so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck!
Yo Momma is so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!
Yo Momma so fat her tanning bed was Mexico!
Your momma is so retarded she got stabbed in a shootout.
Yo momma's so fat, she walked in front of the t.v and I missed a whole series of friends!
Yo momma is so fat, she's taller sideways.
Yo Mamma so stupid that she went to Dr. Dre for liposuction.
Yo Momma so dumb, she sat on the TV to watch the couch
Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
I'm not here... but yo mama is ;-)
Yo momma so greasy they hired her at the cinima to put the butter on the popcorn!
Yo Momma so stupid her favorite color is clear.
Yo mamas so fat that at the circus she nicknamed the elephant pee wee.
Your momma's so fat that when she fell in the forest, the loggers said "TIMBER"!
Your momma is so fat that when she sweats she can be used as a steam roller.

Your mammas so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor.


my fav.

yo momma so stupid she caught on fire tryin to burn calories

yo mama so small when she tried to visit someone they got out some Raid

yo moma so ugly she entered ugly contest and they said no perfeshonals lol

yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "sorry we don't do livestock."

yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and four quarters popped out

yo mama so fat her nick name is lardo

yo mom so fat she sat on the couch and the couch said: "Get off me fat hag!!"

Dark 8847 wrote:yo mom so fat she sat on the couch and the couch said: "Get off me fat hag!!"

Oh my lord, that is so utterly bad!

Yo mama so big that she sat on the sofa and fell through it. She's lost weight after she used some of her fat to pay for a new sofa!

Yo mama so fat that she needs a tailor that can fit size 110!

yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the superbowl

yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street people say "wow it's halloween already?"

seek 11m wrote:yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street people say "wow it's halloween already?"

Lol, best joke I've read so far! :p

Mpps11 wrote:Yo mama so big that she sat on the sofa and fell through it. She's lost weight after she used some of her fat to pay for a new sofa!

Yeah...... No.......

Anyway, Yo mom so ugly she looked out the window and she was arrested for mooning.

Mpps11 wrote:

seek 11m wrote:yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street people say "wow it's halloween already?"

Lol, best joke I've read so far! :p

thanks

yo mama so poor when poor when she was banging on the dumpster and i asked her what she was doing she said "my kids locked me out"