Yo Mama Contest

yo mamas so fat when she jumps into a pool the water jumps out

llolololol

Yo mama so fat, she uses Deodorant as lipstick.
Yo mama so poor she uses cheerios as earrings
yo mama so fat she jumped from a diving board and everyone yells "Free Willy!"

Yo mama so stupid she tried eating fire

Oh that reminds me,
I made this one up:
Yo mama so stupid there was a fire at her apartment, the exit was in front of her, but instead she jumped off the window.

martin1346 wrote:llolololol

Jaykiller, try this one on for size:

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

i made this one up

yo mama such a nubcake people eat her

yo mamas so ugly when she was born they thoguht she was the elephant mans son

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

yo mama's so fat she eats cat food when no 1 around

Yo mama so bald, we can see whats on her mind

yo mama so short she gose to lolly-pop guild meetings

Yo Mama to fat, she said that she so hungry she can eat a horse, but she wasnt kidding......

yo mama's so fat when she needs a beeper to show people when shes backing up

yo mama so bald a wig wouldn't help!

yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

yo mama so hairy bigfoot is taking her picture!

yo mama so poor i saw her walking down the street one day kicking a can and i said "hey whatcha doing?"
she said"moving"

yo mamas so fat it took me a train and 2 buses to get on her good side

yo mama so crazy....yo mama so crazy...... that shes so crazy!!!

yo mamas so poor the second i walked in her front door i walked out the back

try this one on for size esse



yo mama so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

yo mama so hairy she got afros on her nipels

yo mama so fat she got stuck when she fell in the grand canyon

what was she doin at the grand canyon?

uuuh being fat?

idk really