Why Florida Sucks

Wanna know why Florida sucks:

1) The lowest temp outside at Christmas is like 40 degrees (if we get lucky)

2) We are in a hurricane zone BUT NEVER GET HURRICANES!!!

and to wrap it all up, we suck so much that the Super Storm doesn't even want to go near us. WTF!!!! Everyone here knows that Florida sucks! It's not our choice to live on this peninsula.

Oh yeah, people in the storms radius. there is the slight possibility (like 95% chance) that you COULD POSSIBLY be without power for ehh...... 2-3 weeks. Give or take how the storm feels about Halo 4, but because Florida sucks so much I GUESS I JUST GET HALO 4 ON THE CLEAREST NIGHT ON THE EARTH. So..... whoever lives in the storms radius..... run to Florida

TerseRat5204 wrote:Wanna know why Florida sucks:

1) The lowest temp outside at Christmas is like 40 degrees (if we get lucky)

2) We are in a hurricane zone BUT NEVER GET HURRICANES!!!

and to wrap it all up, we suck so much that the Super Storm doesn't even want to go near us. WTF!!!! Everyone here knows that Florida sucks! It's not our choice to live on this peninsula.

Oh yeah, people in the storms radius. there is the slight possibility (like 95% chance) that you COULD POSSIBLY be without power for ehh...... 2-3 weeks. Give or take how the storm feels about Halo 4, but because Florida sucks so much I GUESS I JUST GET HALO 4 ON THE CLEAREST NIGHT ON THE EARTH. So..... whoever lives in the storms radius..... run to Florida

I am moving to Florida next summer...

TerseRat5204 wrote:Wanna know why Florida sucks:

1) The lowest temp outside at Christmas is like 40 degrees (if we get lucky)

2) We are in a hurricane zone BUT NEVER GET HURRICANES!!!

and to wrap it all up, we suck so much that the Super Storm doesn't even want to go near us. WTF!!!! Everyone here knows that Florida sucks! It's not our choice to live on this peninsula.

Oh yeah, people in the storms radius. there is the slight possibility (like 95% chance) that you COULD POSSIBLY be without power for ehh...... 2-3 weeks. Give or take how the storm feels about Halo 4, but because Florida sucks so much I GUESS I JUST GET HALO 4 ON THE CLEAREST NIGHT ON THE EARTH. So..... whoever lives in the storms radius..... run to Florida

All of those things are reasons why Florida is awesome! Sandy is avoiding it because she wants Floridians to enjoy Halo 4. Maybe she'll go easy on my college since I'm from Florida!

Eagle Eye307 wrote:

TerseRat5204 wrote:Wanna know why Florida sucks:

1) The lowest temp outside at Christmas is like 40 degrees (if we get lucky)

2) We are in a hurricane zone BUT NEVER GET HURRICANES!!!

and to wrap it all up, we suck so much that the Super Storm doesn't even want to go near us. WTF!!!! Everyone here knows that Florida sucks! It's not our choice to live on this peninsula.

Oh yeah, people in the storms radius. there is the slight possibility (like 95% chance) that you COULD POSSIBLY be without power for ehh...... 2-3 weeks. Give or take how the storm feels about Halo 4, but because Florida sucks so much I GUESS I JUST GET HALO 4 ON THE CLEAREST NIGHT ON THE EARTH. So..... whoever lives in the storms radius..... run to Florida

All of those things are reasons why Florida is awesome! Sandy is avoiding it because she wants Floridians to enjoy Halo 4. Maybe she'll go easy on my college since I'm from Florida!

And with my luck, Sandy will kill my pow------

lol im happy that it only gets to forty i hate cold lol

You jerks, it doesn't even get to 40 in Michigan..

Like six years ago it hit about negative twenty here in NH... Worse freeze in over one hundred years here. C.J. and Micah may remember this.

When I lived in Montana, I think the worst it got was around -25.. You literally can't go outside except to turn your car on, and then you go back inside to wait for it to warm up. Lol

Oh no way its 54 here..... And warming up

Salmarnir wrote:You literally can't go outside except to turn your car on, and then you go back inside to wait for it to warm up. Lol

Ah, that brings back memories of many New Hampshire winters...

I miss Florida.

TerseRat5204 wrote:Oh no way its 54 here..... And warming up

be happy it isnt nine degrees on a reguler basis during winter lol XD

Dovahkiin wrote:

TerseRat5204 wrote:Oh no way its 54 here..... And warming up

be happy it isnt nine degrees on a reguler basis during winter lol XD

Amen!