The exploding TV of death and similarly themed adjectives!?

TerseRat5204 wrote:I)North Moria isn't real, and it will never be formed

TerseRat5204 wrote:it will never be formed

TerseRat5204 wrote:I don't really think this story applies to real life.

A) A person shouldn't be dumb enough to buy a TV online because you'll never know the current condition when you send it.

If you buy it new, it shouldn't matter.

B) Companies don't make mistakes on shipping addresses but they do forget to include things that go along with your ITEM. (When I bought HeartGold, I was supposed to get a limited edition Ho-Oh figure, they forgot to ship it. I complained, got a full refund of 50 dollars, then I got to keep the game.)

They are humans, they can make mistakes.

C)It doesn't take two years to ship something

Unless that something is a ship. It could take years to ship a whole ship.

D)Asians are to smart for canoes

True.

E) His reward for resurrecting the emperor would have been riches, not and Island

Says who?

F) Asians don't insane unless they cancel a very important episode of Pokemon

Again, I agree.

G)It doesn't take 2100 days to ship a stinking 30 pound television

Those online stores love to stick you with bad shipping. It happens.

H) Y-cube wasn't an amusing joke. You are ripping off the GameCube which was ONE of my favorite consoles

He actually was ripping off the "X-box".

I)North Moria isn't real, and it will never be formed

In Lord of the Rings, it is real.

J) If they destroyed the world, they would kill themselves too. Unless they are Terrorists, I do not believe a country with a leader that idiotic would be allowed to form on earth.

Destroy the world doesn't literally mean obliterate the planet.

K) No Ones every cool enough to witness the world ending before their eyes.

Mitty is.

L) In this story you said 2100 day shipping, that's a little under 7 years. You mean to tell me "Greg" died withing 7 years of buying a television of old age?

He must have come down with a fatal illness or died of shock when witnessing the return of Rebecca Black.

M) Ringo Bleach would not be a popular game. No American would buy it, they story line would be horrible along with multiplayer.

I hear it might have decent DLC.

N) When an American is bored, they go to the local middle school and act like d*cks

I've been bored before, and I have never done such a thing. I go to Best Buy and act like a jerk.

O) You cant recreate a country

Yes you can.

P)BoJackson would not be the name of someone in the near future

What if I name one of my kids that? It's a valid name.

Q) You said once upon a time, they way this story is told is suggesting it was in present tense? You lost at TV

!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@# MITTY !@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#

R) I'm Running out of letters of the alphabet so I will be cutting short on your so many errors and only put down the important ones.



S) You missed a comma, my language arts teacher would shoot you this late in the year for making that error

You've missed 12 periods so far.

T)2100 should be 2,100. When you say 2,100 like this (2100) It makes you think its a year, not the actual number.

I thought it was a number.

U)It should not be Oldyolk it should be Oldy Oak.

Those are two different names.

V) The period before the last sentence should be taken out and replaced with a comma {PUT A PERIOD HERE}

You should remember your own periods.

W) Delete the comma before "The End" and put a period before "The"

AGAIN WITH THE PERIOD.

X) If the sun was in our ocean, we would all be dead. Congrats, you killed the human race

Really? It's just a period. How hard can it be?

Y)Shipping is only free with 5 days of shipping

PERIODS ARE FREE AND YOU WON'T USE ONE.

Z) I had an entire alphabet of errors and I got you to read it.

This last one is not actually an error. Therefore, you still need one more.