Dr. Truscot-The Health Chronicles (Episode 10) On Sleeping Habits (Script)

by FlareonMaster Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:12 pm

Dr. Truscot-The Health Chronicles (Episode 10) On Sleeping Habits (Script)

Cast: (In=In episode/ Not=Not in episode)
Dr. Truscot/In
Dr. Dontrust/In
Professor Sausage/Not
Dr. Mister/Not
Doctor V/In
Smitty Johnson/In

CA: Series opening.

CA: Shows Dr. Truscot on a couch asleep.

CA: Pokeball whacks him on the head.

Dr. Truscot: Agagahgah! Oh.

CA: From different perspective.

Dr. Truscot: Hello, my name is Dr. Truscot! Follow me!

CA: Dr. Truscot walks out of the room.

CA: Then he puts his hand on the door.

Dr. Truscot: You coming?

CA: Dr. Truscot is upstairs and looks at the time.

Dr. Truscot: Still too early to go to bed...

CA: He turns to the camera.

Dr. Truscot: Oh yes, today's episode on Sleeping Habits!

CA: He appears sitting at a computer.

Dr. Truscot: It is good to keep active during the day and sleep at night. It isn't health for example to sleep during the day
for hours on compared to night. It is much healthier to sleep at night for 7-9 hours and to keep awake during the day.

CA: A dog is sitting on Dr. Truscot.

Dr. Truscot: Why is there a dog on me?

CA: The he appears sitting on the floor.

Dr. Truscot: The main point is, get a good nights rest to have a better day. If you sleep during the day it means you won't
have a good sleeping pattern at night. So, anything you would like to add Dr. Dontrust?

CA: Dr. Dontrust is asleep.

Camera Man: Wake up!

Dr. Dotnrust: Oh good grief. Why you wake me up?

CA: Dr. Dontrust looks at the screen.

Dr. Dontrust: Oh, looks like we have company. Time to organize the house!

CA: You see him brushing his teeth.

CA: Now he is taking out rubbish.

CA: Now he is cooking something and burns his hand.

CA: Now he starts drinking soda.

CA: He pets his hamster.

CA: Now is on his couch looking at the door.

Dr. Dontrust: I thought company was coming over?

Camera Man: No, you are on the air.

Dr. Dontrust: Oh.

CA: Standing on a table.

Dr. Dontrust: You want to know about sleeping habits? Just take sleeping pills at night so you sleep and then do whatever
you please in the day! In fact, I am about to go bungee jumping. Goodbye!

CA: Dr. Truscot is shown.

Dr. Truscot: Uh... Anyways... wait, did you hear that?

CA: Dr. Truscot runs outside.

CA: Smitty Johnson and Doctor V are arguing.

Smitty Johnson: Come on, don't you like pudding pie with banana cream whipped cream on top and a acorn?

Doctor V: No, I like blood.

Dr. Truscot: What are you two mumbling about? Doctor V, what are you doing here!?

Doctor V: I don't know actually.

Dr. Truscot: Okay... and Smitty, why aren't you filing paper work?

Smitty Johnson: Oh, I have been.

CA: Behind his back his hands are filing paper with a nail filer.

Dr. Truscot: I see, you do know when I said file paper work, I meant on the computer?

Smitty Johnson: Oh... I thought you wanted me to file paper with a nail filer.

Dr. Truscot: No.

Smitty Johnson: Oh.

Dr. Truscot: Doctor V, get lost, Smitty, get to work. I have a headache. Can't wait till next episode now.

CA: Dr. Truscot walks back inside and slams the door.

CA: Doctor V and Smitty are outside staring at the house.

Doctor V: Want to go kill someone for blood?

Smitty Johnson: No, want to go get some tacos?

Doctor V: No.

Smitty Johnson: Oh. Hey Marsha.

Doctor V: Who is Marsha? I don't see anyone.

Smitty Johnson: Oh, I see dead people.

Doctor V: Me too.

CA: No one speaks for a few seconds.

Smitty Johnson: AHahgHAGhAGHAGHAgah

CA: Dr. Truscot is back inside.

Dr. Truscot: Keep a good sleeping pattern people, it is healthier for you to sleep at night instead of the day. Oh yeah, the
phone was disconnected. So instead text me. Wait, what phone do I use for texting?

CA: Series ending.

CA: Smitty Johnson is shown inside looking at the computer.

Smitty Johnson: How do I file paper work if it doesn't mean using a nail filer?