The Random War Between Lizat and FlareonMaster

This is a thread for the random war between who is more random on CBGamez between me and Lizat. LOL. I know some would think I am crazy. The point of this thread is that Lizat and I will be making posts based on randomness and based on these posts people will vote for who is more random. The winner will be declared Friday and the winner will be the most random person on here. LOL. Let it begin!

Update:
Here is my first randomness attempt...

"A News Paper Article"

"Brand new Parachute for Sale, $100, Never opened or touched, only used once"

Those are both considered "Out there".

"Out there" is mainly off topic with no humor.
"Random" is off topic with humor.

And mine:

A pig's orgasm can last up to 30 minutes.

Shanaynay.

"Global warming isn't caused by pollution, it's caused by the impurities in our air and water," -A former vice president

Cran-apple juice.

Your mom.

Incamado Dwarves.

An obese man reading the newspaper, sitting over a toilet naked, constapated.


Gotta change periods....I'll be back.

Beat this...

A camera that is on while being off in the under world of water...

Bugs Bunny eating Daffy Duck and saying Whats up Doc to a Pikachu who is saying Pika to Mario who is saying Itsa Me Mario to Mickey Mouse who said Hi to Goku from Dragonball Z while he is saying Kamehameha to Anakin Skywalker.


On Fire and Ice in the Alantic Ocean while fighting a Tiger....

The Fire Pig is a Haunting everyone in the world using Youtube!

The person I am sitting next to can't type, the person next to him can't write, the person next to him can't speak or think and the person next to him can't see but can think. How is it that we made 10 Novels together?

On my way to the fair, I met 7 Jugglers, and a bear, every Juggler had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats, and every rat had 4 houses. How many are going to the fair?

lol liz wins

It just started and I said to wait to vote until people saw some of our posts. Lol. Oh well but for everyone else, don't vote until Lizat and I have made a few more random posts so you all can make a fair vote instead of viewing posts from other threads. The only posts anyone should view is what is on this thread for when it cones to voting. Lol

Update:
Your move Lizat....

FlareonMaster wrote:Beat this...

A camera that is on while being off in the under world of water...

Bugs Bunny eating Daffy Duck and saying Whats up Doc to a Pikachu who is saying Pika to Mario who is saying Itsa Me Mario to Mickey Mouse who said Hi to Goku from Dragonball Z while he is saying Kamehameha to Anakin Skywalker.


On Fire and Ice in the Alantic Ocean while fighting a Tiger....

The Fire Pig is a Haunting everyone in the world using Youtube!

The person I am sitting next to can't type, the person next to him can't write, the person next to him can't speak or think and the person next to him can't see but can think. How is it that we made 10 Novels together?

On my way to the fair, I met 7 Jugglers, and a bear, every Juggler had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats, and every rat had 4 houses. How many are going to the fair?

that is pretty random

Thank you! LOL, Lizat, it is your move...

i think she won already lol

How? I said for a few days and she only made one post and she is only 1 point in front of me out of 7 votes.

Update:
The votes just went from 4-3 to 6-3, well I guess she will win then but I still might have a chance, it isn't fair to vote though on a way a person was in other threads when I am talking about this thread only as she only made 1 post. Oh well.

count again. she has twice the votes you have

Lizat: 6

FlareonMaster:3

Read the post I said again please. LOL. Lizat, it is still your turn next...

lol. she still kinda beat you in randomness in this thread to. say shorter, funnier things, not long things about cameras and stupid/blind people.

Lizat's were funnier and more random

I guess we both a different view on randomness because I thought they were odd, not random. How about this though...

A guy in a room starts to randomly laugh as someone walks by slowly at first and then runs as the guy keeps on laughing buts stops when the person walking is gone.

A girl scout who is selling tonsils instead of cookies.

A talking mute

naa. ill send you some.

How can no one think what I just said is random? I mean they are random, especially if they were true, what about the one I said about the person going to the fair or the famous icons talking to each other (Bugs, Mario, Pikachu etc)?

cuz they were too much detail and to confusing. ill send more when i think of them.

shorter and simpler=funnier.

Funnier isn't the point of Random though, the point of this is to be random, not so much as funny.

shorter usually is more random, like my famous line "Kittens"

Fine, shorter can be random then, but as I said, funny isn't the point to being random. Mega Nite, thanks for the random stuff, but as you said, they are yours, if you want to use them, post them yourself and if you want to, you can compete with me and Lizat too. LOL. I can restart the poll on another thread if you would like to join in. LOL

durf flippernack?

popyseed11 wrote:durf flippernack?

Was that supposed to be random or a response?

it'sh mah seekret langueege

popyseed11 wrote:it'sh mah seekret langueege

And what exactly did your "secret language" say?