THE CHUCK NORRIS CLUB

Okay, so I was just thinking of some jokes I heard, and a lot of them were Chuck Norris jokes, so I decided to make a topic on...

CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!!!!

Here's the first one:

Chuck Norris recently built a panic room in his house (a room you go into when you're scared). He put it there so that when criminals break in, they can go in there and feel safe until Chuck Norris comes in and kills them.

Whose Chuck Norris...?

when chuck norris gets mad, he turns into the hulk and when the hulk gets mad he turns into chuck norris.

Mmk I knoe a lot of these so here we go:

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

Chuck Norris sued MySpace for taking the name he calls everything.

There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer, because Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Mpps11 wrote:Whose Chuck Norris...?

...You must be stupid...take that!!!

Those are pretty good jokes, keep it up!!


If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Know all those gerb

Oh heck NO!!!


Bruce Lee rules over Chuck Norris!!!

Oh yea I said it!!!

Me_Rs 17Nunez wrote:Oh heck NO!!!


Bruce Lee rules over Chuck Norris!!!

Oh yea I said it!!!

You are a loser and one of the biggest idiots I have ever meant. That is treason, and treason against Chuck Norris is a slow and painful death, Chuck Norris style.

But yeah, Jack Bauer is the ultimate tank, and he would destroy everyone simply because he is invincible!

I don't even know who these people are... lol. (I've heard their names before but never seen them.)

gerbil002 wrote:

Me_Rs 17Nunez wrote:Oh heck NO!!!


Bruce Lee rules over Chuck Norris!!!

Oh yea I said it!!!

You are a loser and one of the biggest idiots I have ever meant. That is treason, and treason against Chuck Norris is a slow and painful death, Chuck Norris style.

But yeah, Jack Bauer is the ultimate tank, and he would destroy everyone simply because he is invincible! Except for Chuck Norris.

Fix'd.

Kimz0r wrote:

gerbil002 wrote:

Me_Rs 17Nunez wrote:Oh heck NO!!!


Bruce Lee rules over Chuck Norris!!!

Oh yea I said it!!!

You are a loser and one of the biggest idiots I have ever meant. That is treason, and treason against Chuck Norris is a slow and painful death, Chuck Norris style.

But yeah, Jack Bauer is the ultimate tank, and he would destroy everyone simply because he is invincible! EVEN CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

Fix'd.

Unfix'd =P

Jesus may be able to walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

When Chuck Norris jumps into the water he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd.

chuck norris jokes? these aren't jokes, these are the facts.


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Chuck Norris went to McDonalds to order an Egg McMuffin. They refused to take the order because it was 10:35 in the morning so Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the place so hard he turned it into a Wendy's.

Pwned

when you think fear is gripping you, it isn't fear, it's chuck norris.