Scream Scars

Ok, So last week I watched all the Screams in a row non stop (good movie, 4.5 Stars) but it's left it's mark. Every time a "private call" would come in on my phone, I would answer it in the hopes of it being a prank call and they usually were. So today when my dad went off to see my grandfather, i was home alone. It was about 8 and a call came in. I looked at the phone and answered it. All I heard was "Hello...Jacob" In the ghostface voice. I was like "Oh God, who is this ". This person was like "Now why would I tell you my name. So whatcha up to?" (Creep)
Me: Um.... nothing
Creep: No, your up to something
Me: No, No I'm Not
Creep: Then why are you watching Pretty Little Liars
Me: ITS NOT EVEN ON TV RIGHT NOW
Creep: That's Because your watching Netflix
Me: (Looks at the Window) I Don't see you outside
Creep: Who Said I was outside
Me: (Immediately Hangs up the phone)
Phone rings
Me: Hello?
Creep: Good, you answered.
Me:
Creep: Now what's your favorite scary movie?
Me: (Hangs up phone)
House phone rings
Me: (Shaking) Who is it
Person: This Dominoes letting you know your pizza is on it's way
Me: Oh Thank God
Creep: As well as your death!
Me: (I Scream at the top of my lungs and I'm talking Bloody Murder scream not the oooo im soooo afraid )
Me: (I Then look and see my window had OPENED!!!! I Grabbed the hatchet I keep under my bed and ran from my room to the front door)
and just when it cant get any worse Phone rings
Creep: Go Out that door and your life will end before you can even escape the front porch!
Me: (I'm seriously crying at this point!) Just let me live!
Creep: (Is Silent on the phone)
Me: (Is Silent by the door, I then slowly reach for the door knob and turn it silently)
Creep: (BURSTS FROM THE CLOSET BY DOOR WEARING A GHOSTFACE COSTUME AND A FREAKING BUTCHER KNIFE!!!)
Me: (I Scream again! and then run at the back porch door)
Creep: (Chases after me and pulls the rug out from under me while i was running across it)
Me: (I Slipped and fell onto the wood floor. I Then, fending for my life, threw the hatchet. I obviously would not have survived this horror movie because when I threw it, I missed and broke the window on the door! I then yelled) "OH F*CK!"
Creep: WHAT THE HEEEELL!!
Me: YOU WERE TRYING TO KILL ME YOU BASS TURD!!
Creep: IT WAS A F*CKING JOKE DUMBAS*!
Me: YOU WERE CHASING ME WITH A F*CKING BIGAS* BUTCHER KNIFE!!!
We are all screaming at each other because of the house alarm ringing in the background
Creep: IT'S FAKE! I GOT IT AT THE PRANK STORE!
Me: YOUR A SICK BASS TURD! WHO ARE YOU ANYWAYS!!
Creep: YOU CANT CALL ME A BASS TURD! (Takes off Mask) I'M A HOE OR!!!! (This what country accents do to you)
first off all its my friend under the mask
Me: YOU B*TCH!!
Creep: SO NOW IT'S B*TCH AND NOT BASS TURD!!!
Me: YES!
*Older Female Neighbor Runs Up to the door*
Neighbor: I HEARD THE ALARMS! IS EVERYTHING ALL (Steps on glass and looks at us) Right...?
Both of us: WE'RE FINE!
Friend: IT'S JUST OUR DEEP FRIENDSHIP!!
Me: GO TO HEEEEEEEELL!
Friend: like I said, it was just a joke.
Me: WHAT?
Friend: IT WAS JUST A JOKE!
Neighbor: TURN OFF THE ALARM!!
Me: (Walks over and turns off the alarm)
Friend: So, that's payback!
Me: (Makes Surprised Face) What!
Friend: (Snaps picture of my face on phone) It's Payback
Me: For what?
Friend: Reasons unknown
Neighbor: (Stares at us with weird face)
Both of us: (Looks at her)
Friend: What do you want you old hag?!?!?!?!
Neighbor: You two have issues! (Walks away) (Walks back up) I Baked Cookies if any off yall want some
Both of us: (Looks at each other)
Friend: (Shrugs) Alright
Me: Fine by me
Both: (Walk out the door)
Me: Oh! I almost forgot (Runs back into house then runs back out and locks the door) Don't want anyone breaking in.


Ok, now I have been punished and she isn't allowed over here for the next month. What I seriously want to know is how she did the voice though...
God I love High School
God I love Florida

I don't know whether to believe this really happened or not but either way it was an awesome story.

Not at all. Well.... It was a project we had to do for sign language. We were signing through it, but the neighbor part wasn't part of the project because I never meant to break the window

TerseRat5204 wrote:Not at all. Well.... It was a project we had to do for sign language. We were signing through it, but the neighbor part wasn't part of the project because I never meant to break the window

So this was a school assignment? Why would you use such hefty swearing for an assignment? Especially for high school. O_o

FlareonMaster wrote:

TerseRat5204 wrote:Not at all. Well.... It was a project we had to do for sign language. We were signing through it, but the neighbor part wasn't part of the project because I never meant to break the window

So this was a school assignment? Why would you use such hefty swearing for an assignment? Especially for high school. O_o

Public school. 'Nuff said.

Eagle Eye307 wrote:

FlareonMaster wrote:

TerseRat5204 wrote:Not at all. Well.... It was a project we had to do for sign language. We were signing through it, but the neighbor part wasn't part of the project because I never meant to break the window

So this was a school assignment? Why would you use such hefty swearing for an assignment? Especially for high school. O_o

Public school. 'Nuff said.

Doesn't mean they allow such vulgar language during high school assignments though.

My teacher didn't care amazingly. At the beginning I did put that there was mild language involved, I even signed the words in sign language which my teacher was amazed at since I'm only year one

Well I still wouldn't consider it to be 'mild' but I suppose I think differently than most when it comes to the use of vulgarity in literature.

TerseRat5204 wrote:My teacher didn't care amazingly. At the beginning I did put that there was mild language involved, I even signed the words in sign language which my teacher was amazed at since I'm only year one

Nice. I only know a few words in ASL. Which is unfortunate because the biggest club at my college is the sign language club, and they often have music concerts where they sign the lyrics of songs. It's definitely an advantage to know sign language here. Luckily the club president is a good friend and coworker of mine, so he can translate for me if necessary.

She gave out the grades today, 110% A+, woot woot, I turned it in early and presented today so that's why its 110 instead if 100

TerseRat5204 wrote:She gave out the grades today, 110% A+, woot woot, I turned it in early and presented today so that's why its 110 instead if 100

Awesome!