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Post by InuYasha 2b3 Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:19 pm

If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up... Your life ain't that bad!
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Post by FlareonMaster Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:27 pm

...No comment.
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Post by Eagle Eye307 Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:31 am

Ray, why don't you make one thread for these jokes/stories? I think that would be a lot better than making a different topic for each one. Smile
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Post by FlareonMaster Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:36 am

Or he could not make them at all. Razz I vote that. Lol
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Post by InuYasha 2b3 Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:03 am

im fine with this
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Post by Applepie533 Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:01 am

XD omg that was so funny. best joke ever.
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Post by InuYasha 2b3 Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:35 am

heard better
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Post by Eagle Eye307 Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:25 am

InuYasha 2b3 wrote:heard better

Then post something better. lol!
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Post by Salmarnir Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:03 pm

FlareonMaster wrote:Or he could not make them at all. Razz I vote that. Lol

Seconded. lol
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