life as an egg
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life as an egg
If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up... Your life ain't that bad!
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Re: life as an egg
...No comment.
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Re: life as an egg
Ray, why don't you make one thread for these jokes/stories? I think that would be a lot better than making a different topic for each one.
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Re: life as an egg
Or he could not make them at all. I vote that. Lol
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im fine with this
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XD omg that was so funny. best joke ever.
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Re: life as an egg
heard better
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InuYasha 2b3 wrote:heard better
Then post something better.
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FlareonMaster wrote:Or he could not make them at all. I vote that. Lol
Seconded. lol
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