Dr. Truscot-The Health Chronicles (Episode 6) On Being Clean (Script)

Dr. Truscot-The Health Chronicles (Episode 6) On Being Clean (Script)

Cast: (In=In episode/ Not=Not in episode)
Dr. Truscot/In
Dr. Dontrust/In
Professor Sausage/In
Dr. Mister/In
Doctor V/Not
Smitty Johnson/Not


CA: Series opening.

CA: Cabinet is opened as Dr. Truscot pulls a tooth brush and toothpaste.

CA: He brushes his teeth.

CA: He then turns on the shower.

CA: He then is shown with wild wet hair as he sits down on a chair in his room.

CA: He combs his hair.

Dr. Truscot: Hello, my name is Dr. Truscot!

CA: He grabs a ton of deodorants.

Dr. Truscot: See here, now since today is on being clean, we will discuss what kind of deodorant you should use!

CA: Professor Sausage is shown smiling.

Professor Sausage: Earths brightest Deodorant! dadadadadada!!!

Dr. Truscot: Thank you Professor....

CA: He starts looking at all the brands, including a bottle of water.

Dr. Truscot: Can you imagine some people use water instead of deodorant?

Professor Sausage: Deodorant!!! Deodorant!!!

CA: He starts jumping.

Dr. Truscot: Uhhhh.... Anyways, uhhhh... Professor Sausage, do me a favor and go bother someone else.

Professor Sausage: Only if you give me cheese! Or Monster, your call.

Dr. Truscot: Sure, sure, I will get them to you as soon as possible.

Professor Sausage: YAGYHAGHAGYA!!!!

CA: He starts having a tantrum.

Dr. Truscot: Leave!

CA: Dr. Truscot looks around in panic.

Dr. Truscot: Looks like he left.

CA: He grabs oxy.

Dr. Truscot: Also use a brand like this to clear acne!

CA: Dr. Truscot reaches for something else.

CA: He pulls out a very large bucket.

Dr. Truscot: Also put your dirty clothes in a hamper.

CA: He smells inside.

Dr. Truscot: Yuck. Hey, Professor Sausage, take care of your clothes!

CA: No answer.

Dr. Truscot: Fine, I will do it... again... for the eight time this week. Dr. Dontrust take over while I am gone.

CA: Dr. Dontrust is seen playing Xbox.

Dr. Dontrust: What? Oh, yeah yeah. Sure... Be clean people, take showers, roll in mud. All that good stuff. Dr. Mister?

CA: Dr. Mister is then shown holding onions.

Dr. Mister: Well hello. If you want to keep clean, also keep good breath and keep a minimum on onions.

CA: He grabs gum.

Dr. Mister: So chew gum to get rid of bad breath! If you get a good brand, it could taste a lot better than something I have learned to hate... named cheese.

CA: Then from nowhere you hear...

Professor Sausage: Cheese!

Dr. Mister: What?

CA: Professor Sausage comes from the side of the camera and tackles Dr. Mister to the floor.

CA: Dr. Dontrust is shown again.

Dr. Dontrust: Oh yeah, uh take a shower every day or at least every other day. Don't wait a month or two like Professor
Sausage. That reminds me, Dr. Truscot, how are you doing with his clothes?

CA: Dr. Truscot is seen next to a washing machine and dryer.

Dr. Truscot: Don't ask.

CA: He holds his nose.

CA: Series ending.

CA: Dr. Mister is shown standing up and limping.

Dr. Mister: Crazy lunatic... Why does he love cheese so much?

Professor Sausage: Cheese!

CA: Once again Dr. Mister is tackled.