A Garfield Joke.

Garfield got diabetes and died. Odie and John went to his funeral, and mourned and cried. John shaved his eyebrows to show mourning of his pet. When they headed home, they supposed they were to sell his bed, for space. Under it, they found loads of lasagna and cocaine. He sold it on eBay to a guy named Frank. They became millionaires, and then renamed the comic, Odie. Odie then later got worms and died. John mourned for 30 years and then took a crap. It wasn't budging. He died of trying too hard.

Just came up with it. There was more.

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Oh, under Odie's dog bead they found kibble and weed stashed in it and sold it to Frank's lover, Flareon.

Oookkkaaayyy...

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I don't know if this can really be considered a joke. Lol.

The only joke here is your sense of humor.

Dartgun wrote:The only joke here is your sense of humor.

I will not call you Penis Fart.

The Feef-Mitty Alliance must contain.

Another simple utterance of that foul title will result in an instantaneous destruction of the Feef-Mitty alliance. That cannot happen. May we live on in peace and prosperity without having to resolve ourselves to war.

Dartgun wrote:Another simple utterance of that foul title will result in an instantaneous destruction of the Feef-Mitty alliance. That cannot happen. May we live on in peace and prosperity without having to resolve ourselves to war.

Yes.