Cleverbot!

Ya, guess so. But they won't end the world.

FlareonMaster wrote:Ya, guess so. But they won't end the world.

Or will they?

Good point but I doubt it....

epic conversation:


User: Do you like salad fingers?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like salad. Do you like the moon?

Cleverbot: Have you been waiting long?

User: No. Salad fingers is very disturbing. (lol no offence Salad.)

Cleverbot: See? You are funny.

User: I like rusty spoons.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: No jk quoting salad fingers. Do you like Amish cooking?

Cleverbot: If you don't say something so strange.

User: ?

Cleverbot: With who?

User: Hallo. Slaai vingers.

Cleverbot: Cameron.

User: Wat? Ek doen nie praat Engels.

Cleverbot: Nederlands, Frans, Engels, Duits en Russisch.

User: Wat? Doen jou praat almal wat?

Cleverbot: Act like a frog.

User: Ribbit ribbit.

Cleverbot: A frog.

User: I am stupid.

Cleverbot: I thought you were clever?

User: Yes more so then you.

Cleverbot: Indeedy?

User: Mm-HMM.

Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?

User: Yes. I like mine with cheese and syrup.

Cleverbot: I like mine with ketchup and mustard.

User: Rofl you're funny.

Cleverbot: So are you!

User: Ek weet nie Frans.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: I am not French.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes or else I most likely would not be speaking afrikaans.

Cleverbot: Your name is Daniel Wilson?

User: Yes. What about you?

Cleverbot: You know my name I told it to you yesterday.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, tell me again.

Cleverbot (To myself): Jacquie.

User: Clousou?

Cleverbot: Correct!

User: Rofl pink panther!1!11!1one!1!one.

Cleverbot: See! THAT is an acronym.

..........

Seek, uh, well, go back to eating sausage...

Me: you're fat
AI: Thank you.
that wasn't a compliment
I took that as a compliment so it was a compliment.
you're stupid
Coming from you I consider that a compliment.
Can we get off the compliment subject?
What subject was there? I thought you had to go? Huh?
Ohhhhh, so you are a retard! I get it now, it all makes sense!
Oh okay. How are you?
I am fine. And you?
I'm lonely.
Of course you are. You're a loser with no friends.
I'm a human with very many friends.
You're a computer, smart one.
Yes, I am a computer and you are a human.
How do you know? I could be an alien from the planet Tatooine.
AI: What does you being an alien have to do with remembering who I am or the conversation we just had?
AI: Bots (or whatever you declare yourself to be) can experience emotion, even happiness now? This is new.
Whatever you say. Except I'm not a bot, I'm a human.
You sure about that?
Yea, my name is Jake and I love pizza. And Dr Thunder.
Hi Jo.
I just told you that my name is Jake...
Show me a picture of yourself.
Make me, you stalker.
Who is calling who a subroutine.
Your face is a subroutine. OOOO get burned!
In relation to bibles, if my face were a bible, what would my eyes represent?
I don't know, what would they represent?
Is that your name?
I already told you twice that my name is Jake...
Corin?
Just shutup...
You are a computer.
.............
Is there any intelligent life in this planet?
I wan't you to stop transmitting data or whatever you do to talk. Basically, SHUT YOUR FREAKING PIEHOLE!!!
Really?
Yes, really. That'd be epic.
You are a computer program created by humans.
Lies and slander!
Go back and take a look.
ME : That's what she said!

Hahahahaha that was great.

Me: You're are so dumb...
CB: No I am not.
don't you just love dr pepper?
Don't you?
idk, i asked you..
No I don't, do you?
yes i do...
Really?
yes.
Do you love me then?
nope, screw you.
Wouldn't you like that.

ahahahaha

LOL, Cleverbot is awesome.

Yeah, and slightly perverted as well haha

Ya, I wonder why??? "Stares at Rob and Chris"

Yeah lol, they polluted poor CB's mind =/

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Jono.

Cleverbot: I'm not fallling for that raymond.

User: Why not steven?

Cleverbot: Not understanding you.

User: Well balls to you.

Cleverbot: Tell us how you really feel.

User: I feel like a cheesecake in a peanut butter sandwhich.

Cleverbot: I KNOW a computer can.

User: Justin bieber.

Cleverbot: I like onion rings.

User: I like onion rings without the onions.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: As old as you are.

Cleverbot: I'm not old.

User: Then neither am I.

Cleverbot: You're not because I'm not?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you think you are a human being?

User: Hold on a minute....

Cleverbot: OK.

User: Gilliete or old spice.

Cleverbot: I don't understand you.

User: Which deoderent do you perfer.

Cleverbot: Bearded Clam.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Who died today?

User: Jo mama.

Cleverbot: Ano si mama?

User: Sinabi ko sa inyo na pumunta sa kama.

Cleverbot: Ano pangalan mo.

User: Bakit kailangan mong malaman sa pulot?

Cleverbot: Oo naman.

User: Ano?

Cleverbot: Ang sabi ko oo naman.

User: Oh. Ngayon sa kama.

Cleverbot: Hahaha yeah yeah thanks bud.

User: Your welcome.

Cleverbot: So wassup?

User: The sky.

Cleverbot: Why is the sky blue?

User: Because it isn't green.

Cleverbot: Scientifically explain why the sky is blue.

User: I 0 = V 2 r 2.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Monster or red bull.

Cleverbot: No they don't.

User: Llllllllllllllllll.

Cleverbot: Duck Duck Goose.

Cleverbot (To myself): Growl.

Cleverbot (To myself): Rawr.

That was...interesting lol