famous people jokes

title pretty much says it all

Chuck Norris:

*when the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks under the bed for chuck norris
*there is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures chuck norris has allowed to live
*there is no *ctrl* button on chuck norris's computer because chuck is always in control
*chuck norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he believes in is the element of surprise
*chuck norris is suing myspace for taking the name of what chuck norris calls everything around him
*chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird
*chuck norris doesn't sleep... he waits
*chuck norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is
*most kids wear superman pajamas, superman wears chuck norris pajamas.

Do you like Chuck NoRris or something? Lol

he is my second favorite person in the world

chuck norris sucks

........... i will kill you...............with lizats avatar........your dead

i will kill you... with Miley Cirus' fatness when she is older.

ewww gross

hah, read my comment on your thread "My Friend's Anger Management Problem"

my thread? thats not mine

srry, Martin's, i just saw the M and thought it was yours

lol. ee changin my name soon. he already agreed to do it and i confirmed it so anytime now.