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Roy Mustang: [stops in the hall and strikes a pose] That day all female officers will be required to wear tiny miniskirts!
Jean Havoc: [falls to his knees with a nosebleed and rubs his face on Mustang's leg] You're a miracle, Mustang! I'll follow you forever!
Roy Mustang: Yes.

Roy Mustang: Dog huh?
[serious face]
Roy Mustang: ... I LOVE DOGS!
Master Sergeant Kain Feury: Really ya' mean it?
[eyes sparkle]
Roy Mustang: But of course! Dogs embody loyalty they follow their masters commands above all else!Be a jerk to them and they don't complain and they never once beg for a paycheck!Trust me Fuery they're the great servants of man! Loyal canine how we salute Thee!

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Thrownlion wrote:?

What he said.