Nerd Insults

"Cj's server runs on dial-up."
"Go hug a creeper!"
"You're like a sublight engine compared to an FTL drive!"

or

"Your mom runs on dial-up."
"Your mom hugs a creeper."
"Your mom is like a sublight engine compared to an FTL drive."

Best one definitely would be that "C.J. has a crappy server" and anything relating to crappiness and C.J.'s server. XD

It's like CJ hitched a clothes hanger to a box and called it his modem. His server is laggy.

silverlego3 wrote:"Cj's server runs on dial-up."

Thanks...

Lol it actually runs on Verizon FiOS, and is faster than any other home internet connection that I know of. The reason why the server can be laggy sometimes is because of the amount of RAM it is running on. Less than 1 GB. >_< I'm going to try to upgrade it this summer (hopefully obtain entirely new hardware with at least 2 GB RAM, 4 GB if possible).

how do you know that parrot wing

Or. Your processor is so bad it's only 2,7gz i5 haha! lol

martin1346 wrote:Or. Your processor is so bad it's only 2,7gz i5 haha! lol

*GASP*

Take that back you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!

Nope you noob i got a eight core I7 3rd generation 4,2 gzhs processor trolol

Well I have two 4.5 Ghz Xeon 6-core processors, 64gb of RAM and 10 TB of hard drive. Oh, and double AMD Radeon HD 6990 video cards.

Salmarnir wrote:Well I have two 4.5 Ghz Xeon 6-core processors, 64gb of RAM and 10 TB of hard drive. Oh, and double AMD Radeon HD 6990 video cards.

That's just pitiful...

I have OVER 9000!!!

I got a computer. And C.J has a crappy server.

Salmarnir wrote:Well I have two 4.5 Ghz Xeon 6-core processors, 64gb of RAM and 10 TB of hard drive. Oh, and double AMD Radeon HD 6990 video cards.

That's cute i just bought a eight core phenom 11x With 128 Gb of ram windows ultimate 20 Tb hard drive and 2 3gb radeon 8550M HD graphic cards ;P

Well, I have 12 cores, which is 4 more than you. What do you need all that RAM for? Hacking JFK Intl' Airport? Terrorist much?

Salmarnir wrote:What do you need all that RAM for? Hacking JFK Intl' Airport? Terrorist much?

Agreed. Nobody needs that much RAM.

I need that much RAM for gaming

Lies and slander.

martin1346 wrote:I need that much RAM for gaming

What game do you play that uses that much RAM???

Wait a second, are you trying to use hundreds of Minecraft accounts on the same computer in order to achieve maximum mining efficiency?

There is literally nothing you can do on a computer that uses that much RAM. The only people that might need it are developers. Those guys always want as much memory as they can get.

Eagle Eye307 wrote:

martin1346 wrote:I need that much RAM for gaming

What game do you play that uses that much RAM???

Wait a second, are you trying to use hundreds of Minecraft accounts on the same computer in order to achieve maximum mining efficiency?

That's how i got all my diamond

n00b

I use 6 GB of RAM on my desktop, 4 GB of RAM on my laptop's and 8GB of RAM on the Mac Book. That is all I need personally. No unrealistic amount of 128 GB like Jay SUPPOSEDLY has...

He doesn't even supposedly have it. He's just a terrorist wannabe. #L2suicidebomb

I did say unrealistic.

Did you now?