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Post by silverlego3 on Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:51 pm

"Cj's server runs on dial-up."
"Go hug a creeper!"
"You're like a sublight engine compared to an FTL drive!"
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Post by Salmarnir on Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:44 pm

or

"Your mom runs on dial-up."
"Your mom hugs a creeper."
"Your mom is like a sublight engine compared to an FTL drive."

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Post by FlareonMaster on Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:45 am

Best one definitely would be that "C.J. has a crappy server" and anything relating to crappiness and C.J.'s server. XD

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Post by doge on Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:48 am

It's like CJ hitched a clothes hanger to a box and called it his modem. His server is laggy.
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Post by Eagle Eye307 on Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:53 pm

silverlego3 wrote:"Cj's server runs on dial-up."

Thanks... Razz

Lol it actually runs on Verizon FiOS, and is faster than any other home internet connection that I know of. The reason why the server can be laggy sometimes is because of the amount of RAM it is running on. Less than 1 GB. >_< I'm going to try to upgrade it this summer (hopefully obtain entirely new hardware with at least 2 GB RAM, 4 GB if possible).

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Post by Thrownlion on Sun Jul 22, 2012 9:00 pm

how do you know that parrot wing

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Post by Martin1346 on Sun Jul 22, 2012 10:17 pm

Or. Your processor is so bad it's only 2,7gz i5 haha! lol
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Post by Salmarnir on Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:44 am

martin1346 wrote:Or. Your processor is so bad it's only 2,7gz i5 haha! lol

*GASP*

Take that back you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!

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Post by Martin1346 on Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:03 pm

Nope you noob i got a eight core I7 3rd generation 4,2 gzhs processor trolol Razz
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Post by Salmarnir on Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:25 pm

Well I have two 4.5 Ghz Xeon 6-core processors, 64gb of RAM and 10 TB of hard drive. Oh, and double AMD Radeon HD 6990 video cards.

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Post by Eagle Eye307 on Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:45 pm

Salmarnir wrote:Well I have two 4.5 Ghz Xeon 6-core processors, 64gb of RAM and 10 TB of hard drive. Oh, and double AMD Radeon HD 6990 video cards.

That's just pitiful... Lulz

I have OVER 9000!!!

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Post by FlareonMaster on Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:46 pm

I got a computer. And C.J has a crappy server.

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Post by Martin1346 on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:26 pm

Salmarnir wrote:Well I have two 4.5 Ghz Xeon 6-core processors, 64gb of RAM and 10 TB of hard drive. Oh, and double AMD Radeon HD 6990 video cards.

That's cute i just bought a eight core phenom 11x With 128 Gb of ram windows ultimate 20 Tb hard drive and 2 3gb radeon 8550M HD graphic cards ;P
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Post by Salmarnir on Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:56 pm

Well, I have 12 cores, which is 4 more than you. What do you need all that RAM for? Hacking JFK Intl' Airport? Terrorist much?

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Post by Eagle Eye307 on Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:34 pm

Salmarnir wrote:What do you need all that RAM for? Hacking JFK Intl' Airport? Terrorist much?

Agreed. Nobody needs that much RAM. Razz

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Post by Martin1346 on Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:09 am

I need that much RAM for gaming Wink
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Post by Salmarnir on Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:00 am

Lies and slander.

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Post by Eagle Eye307 on Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:37 pm

martin1346 wrote:I need that much RAM for gaming Wink

What game do you play that uses that much RAM???

Wait a second, are you trying to use hundreds of Minecraft accounts on the same computer in order to achieve maximum mining efficiency?

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Post by Salmarnir on Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:43 pm

There is literally nothing you can do on a computer that uses that much RAM. The only people that might need it are developers. Those guys always want as much memory as they can get.

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Post by Martin1346 on Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:18 pm

Eagle Eye307 wrote:
martin1346 wrote:I need that much RAM for gaming Wink

What game do you play that uses that much RAM???

Wait a second, are you trying to use hundreds of Minecraft accounts on the same computer in order to achieve maximum mining efficiency?

That's how i got all my diamond Wink
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Post by Salmarnir on Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:11 am

n00b

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Post by FlareonMaster on Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:54 pm

I use 6 GB of RAM on my desktop, 4 GB of RAM on my laptop's and 8GB of RAM on the Mac Book. Very Happy That is all I need personally. No unrealistic amount of 128 GB like Jay SUPPOSEDLY has...

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Post by Salmarnir on Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:19 pm

He doesn't even supposedly have it. He's just a terrorist wannabe. #L2suicidebomb

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Post by FlareonMaster on Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:22 pm

I did say unrealistic. Razz

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Post by Salmarnir on Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:45 pm

Did you now? Lulz

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