Smitty Johnson's Web Show of Fantastic Awesomeness 2 - Script

Smitty Johnson’s Web Show of Fantastic Awesomeness 2:

Cast and Characters:

Cody Merritt as Smitty Johnson/Jimmy Johnson

Jonathan Olson as Dr. Henry Truscot/Harvy Reynol

CA: Smitty is shown in front of a web cam, staring at the camera, with Marsha on his head.

Smitty: Hey everybody! And welcome to my second totally fantastic awesomeness web show! (screams) I got another fresh new beat for everyone to hear today!

CA: Smitty puts down Marsha, pulls out an electric guitar, then pulls up an amp, putting it on the table and turning it on.

CA: SMITTY JOHNSONS WEB SHOW WITH MARSHA THE BEAR AND HARVY (Harvy appears behind Smitty) THE GUY WHO TAKES OVER SHOWS! YEAH! (Harvy ducks behind Smitty) I’M AWESOME!

Smitty: Now see, didn’t that totally rock your world? Now moving on! Let us begin by explaining my family’s history from the beginning of time till now!

CA: He pulls out a big book and drops it onto the table.

Smitty: Now, here is the book passed down from generation to generation of my family! This is how my family tree was discovered! My epic heritage!

CA: Skims through the book and holds it up, staring at it.

Smitty: My great, great, great, great, greaty wonderful aunty four times removed on my grandmothers side from my father, gave birth to the first Smitty! Smitty Johnson the 1st! Then came along mini Smitty Junior also known as the 2nd! And it went on from there and so forth until it hit the 11th Smitty! No one ever knows what happened to the 12th or if there was even a 12th. So my dad whose name is Harold named me Smitty Johnson the 13th! My mom, Smitty Johnson the 11th, (holds back a tear) was so proud of me! (cries for a second) Then she and daddy opened up a car dealership. They were too busy and filthy rich to spend any time with me, so naturally I became best friends with (pulls out Marsha and pets her) Marsha!

CA: Puts her on the table next to him.

Smitty: After I dropped out of kindergarten, I became very delusional and overly excited, my doctor had a name for it, ADHS or something of the sort. Doesn’t matter now though! I took the medicine for a week and was all better! (smiles and laughs excessively) So, once I got older, I finally was allowed to leave my house and met my very besty of the best cousins in the whole world, Jimmy!

CA: Jimmy is shown in a different angle, clapping and dancing with the rubber chicken.

Jimmy/Subtitle: (grunts) Dancing is good for my spleen!

CA: Smitty is shown again.

Smitty: Jimmy, come on over her big guy! Get on the web cam!

CA: Jimmy is shown clumsily sprinting behind Smitty, falling down.

Smitty: Jimmy! You okay? Whyyyy??? (cries)

CA: Jimmy’s hand pops up, showing Frank the rubber chicken.

Jimmy/Subtitles: (grunts) Smitty, I need to see a doctor! Help me!

Smitty: Jimmy!? You are okay? Bless your heart!

Jimmy/Subtitle: (groans) Help me... I seriously need a doctor Smitty...

Smitty: What is that Jimmy? You want me to body slam you like the good ole days? Well, it isn’t typically what I do anymore, but, OKAY!

Jimmy/Subtitles: (grunts) No Smitty! No! Somebody! Anybody! Help me! He will kill me! Help!

Smitty: Don’t worry Jimmy, won’t be long now! Just got to get up and plop down! (screams)

CA: Smitty falls down off camera with a big bang, Jimmy is heard screaming and then letting out a groan.

CA: Smitty gets up and sits back down.

Smitty: Well that was fun, wouldn’t you say so Jimmy? (he groans) Of course it was! Now Truscot! I need your assistance!

CA: Dr. Truscot is shown in a different angle, sitting down, playing Halo Anniversary.

Henry: Smitty, kind of busy playing the brand spanking new Halo Combat Evolved: Anniversary! (pulls out game)

Smitty: Get your butt over here and help me out! Please? (smiles)

CA: Henry is shown approaching Smitty, looking annoyed.

Henry: What?

Smitty: You seem agitated Truscot! (looks shocked and then happy) Need a hug? (opening up his arms)

Henry: (pauses) Go eat yourself. (walks away)

Smitty: I just wanted to know if you wanted tacos! Hmph… Eat myself he says? Well Henry would never steer me wrong! Okay, here I go! (laughs and then starts to bite his arm) Tastes sour. Needs ketchup! (pulls out a bottle and squirts it on his arm)

CA: Harvy walks up behind Smitty.

Harvy: Okay Smitty, I think you have had enough fun for today. Let’s get you home so that you can get some sleep.

Smitty: But what about my webshow?

Harvy: Don’t worry about it right now Smitty. I will take care of it.

CA: Harvy is shown pushing Smitty out of the room.

Smitty: Make sure you don’t hurt my baby!

Harvy: Marsha will be fine Smitty…

Smitty: Okay…

CA: Harvy jumps into the chair.

Harvy: Welcome to Harvy’s Diabolical Web Show! Now it is my turn to shine in glory! (laughs)

CA: Jimmy’s arm is shown flung into the air with Frank the chicken.

Jimmy/Subtitle: (grunts) Help me Harvy! I feel dizzy and lightheaded! I need a specialist!

CA: Harvy sees the arm and after a few moments, screams and runs away.

CA: The closet behind the desk is opened with Smitty emerging from it.

Smitty: Well, that is enough to talk about today on my totally awesome fantastic web show! (screams) Good bye everybody! Like our Facebook pages and subscribe to LeagueProd to see more awesomeness videos like the next episode of Dr. Truscot – The Health Chronicles! (pulls out Marsha) Marsha and I will be happy to see you again! We will be waiting! (stares at the screen and starts to file paper work with a nail filer)