Hoes?

Last night, a couple of shrews stopped by my house at 1:45 A.M., while I was on my laptop in bed, when I heard them talking loud like fat cows. I went downstairs to take a look through my window, and they sounded like they were drunk.

They started talking crap about my house saying that an Indian lives here, and decided to beat up my garage door with their shoes, and pee in my alley way next to my garbage cans.

And the part about the Indian thing, my new oblivious and annoying neighbor is Indian. Those B**ches messed with the wrong household.

I was also too late of thinking of quietly going downstairs to my garage and bang on my garage door to scare them away. Lmao.

Hoes. I hope a car Bus runs over their guts.

why do u notice stuff happen outside your house like those cats doing "it" outside ur house or those people banging on ur garage door lol

you should of got a knife and went out there and acted crazy or insane swinging it everywhere running full speed at them :] i swear i would of done that.

applepie533 wrote:why do u notice stuff happen outside your house like those cats doing "it" outside ur house or those people banging on ur garage door lol

you should of got a knife and went out there and acted crazy or insane swinging it everywhere running full speed at them :] i swear i would of done that.

Also not to forget the skunk.

Lmaoo I forgot about those dirty horny cats

So what is to come of those people?

I would have yelled out the window "Honey, where's my 12 gauge?!?".

Or maybe I would haved opened up a police car siren sound effect on my computer and played it at full blast.

HAHAHAHA That would have been awesome!

You could also open your front door and yell "Sic 'em, Rover!!!".

HAHAHAHAHA, but what would have happened if they charged David? XD

the swing the knife round at full speed thing would of worked as well :]

They already left before I could have though of something to do.


I hope they fell asleep on the street. Yet another reason why I despise New Jersey. Ghetto to the EXTREME.

Come on Skype David.

i would have posted a sign on the door saying "honey, don't come in, the snake is lose."