16 things to do at WalMart, + 4 ways to get kicked out.

A friend sent me this in an email, I decided to share it

~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
4. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Go, Pikachu, go!"
16. Place a Dora doll in the middle of the Boy's section of clothes. When someone tries to take it, say "SWIPER NO SWIPING!"

~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can, write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying, "I've got find that golden ticket.."
#3:Throw Skittles at people and shout, "Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
#4:Have a friend push you around in a cart as fast as you can down the aisle
screaming, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

That would be awesome for a video. Too bad we can't film it... LOL

Flareon. If you ever did that, I would personally walk thousands of miles to give you fifty bucks.

I would do it for a video if possible.

Yeah, it would make an amazing video. lol

I would love to make that as a video!!! I doubt I can though...

The problem is, WalMart probably won't let you film at all. They say it's "prohibiting the rights" of anyone in the video who did not give you their permission to film them, or some other crap like that.

Which is exactly why I can't.

You could always Hide the video camera

Yeah, but how would I hide a tripod and what I did?

this is the goods

LOL!!!

And yeah, you'd need a second person to inconspicuously film it.

So it is impossible without special permission.

Well not really, but it would take some planning and brash to get it done.

Yeah...

FlareonMaster wrote:Yeah...

Just get Rob to do it!

Then what if he got arrested or something? I would be his accomplice with the camera!