The adventures of gniw torrap

by Applepie533 Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:32 am

Hi!!! My name is gniw torrap!

I am the last free person on earth...I will tell you my adventures and the "incident" that happened.

It was around midafternoon and I was in my house when "It" came in through the door. I was in the computer room when this happened and I was doing work a secret project I have been doing for a couple of years. I quickly turned off the computer and faced "It". "Why are you hear "It"?" Gniw asked. "I told you to stop calling me "It"! My name is Retsam Noeralf".

(Retsam noeralf)-Born somewhere northeast in the USA, he is gniw torrap's best friend.

"You should stop calling me "It". That happened a long time ago!" said Retsam. Gniw just simply ignored him and shruged it off. "Are you listening to me!?" asked torrap. Suddenly there was a ghastly scream from outside and gniw quickly ran off down the stairs and out the door. Retsam stood there confused. Then retsam heard gniw scream for help and he hurried down the stairs. Once outside he saw the god Cthulhu destroying everything. Cthulhu shot laser beams out of his eyes and vaperized retsam on the spot. Gniw quickly ran in the house and hid under his bed.

(2 weeks later)

Gniw went outside and found nothing but a dry wasteland of nothing and noticed he was extremly lucky that his house was the only one not destroyed. After awhile he started to tell his story and cthulhu quickly smashed his foot onto gniw, killing, him, instantly, and, that, is, the, end.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Note: I got lazy after awhile.