Yo Mama Contest

Ok......
My last 2 games, Post Fortune and Truth of Dare was a disgrace.......
Lets try Yo mama contest. I'll go first.

Yo mama so fat Naruto couldnt believe it. (get it lol, in the show he says "Believe it!")

yeees this is back!

yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller!

seek 11m wrote:yeees this is back!

yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a train and said, " WHO THREW THAT ROCK????"

Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Eagle Eye307 wrote:Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices

yo mammas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a piece of bubble gum to come out

yo mammas so fat when she went to the beach all the whales started to sing ''we are family''

Yo Mama so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade.

yo mommas so stupid she put a energy drink into her computer because it was going slow.

yo mama so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

yo mammas so fat that....... shes fat

ouity wrote:yo mammas so fat that....... shes fat

yo mama so ugly she went to heaven and everyone moved to hell?

OWNED?

lol.

yo mama's so fat when she sits in the cinema she sits next to everbody

yo mammas so stupid shes fat!

Yo mama so fat we're in her right now

yo mamas so fat when she needs to get up she calls in a crane

Yo mammas so fat the government gave her her own zip code.

YO MAMMASH SHO FAWT DAT SHEH EATZ0RS FAWTININK STUFFS!!!!1!

Must I own you all?


Yo mamma so stupid she killed a man and left her name and number.

This is kinda racist but.......



Yo mamma so emo that everytime a black guy sees her he goes "my negro!"

msg from KIRA: dont swear or i will write your name in my death note -.-

Yo mamma so fat when she went to the biggest hamburger records they thought she was the bun.

yo mama's so fat when she fallz over the earth moves further from teh sun

yo mama so smelly she made the deodorant, Right Guard, go Left

lol left



yo mama's so fat when she fallz over it measure 7.9 on teh rictor scale

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.