A Problem w/ three girls that like me who all know each other :(

FlareonMaster wrote:Don't you know he is dating girl #1 by now? Lol

Kimz0r wrote:

Apple is Beast, I won't kill him hes to scary! I'l proberly kill luxord, popy, and flareon then rape them.

Kimz0r wrote:Girl #1: Go out with her, Make out with her, Bring her to house. Knock her out, lock her in your basement.

Girl #2: Make up sad story saying how girl #1 left you, Bring her to your house because you need 'some comfort, because you feel so sad and you need someone to talk to.'. Hit her over the head with a Pan. Tie her up in your basement.

Girl #3: After a couple months have gone by, and you have seemed to move on... Tell her your true feelings for her. Ask her out to the movies, or take her to some restaurant. Fool around behind the school, and have some adult-rated fun. Whatever Floats your boat. Bring her to your house, Knock her out and tie her up in your basement.

The end? I don't think so.

Now, your final step is to wrap them in wrapping paper and bring them to my house. I can meet you halfway, if you want. Or we can meet down on that alley on Fifth street. I'll do my best to meet you, and get them.

Remember to keep them nice and healthy, while your storing them in your basement. I suggest keeping them near a heat lamp, so they don't go cold. If you really must, feed them some dog-food to keep them alive. Because, all those nutrients gotta be good for you, right? If they even think of running away, break their friggin' knees. I don't mean with a baseball bat. I mean, you pin them down and get a roll of ductape and tie the onto a table. Tie their upper body to the table and then the lower to another table so their is no table between the middle of the thigh to the middle of the leg. Then, just a nice Dropkick should break their Knees. Or, you can just get a sledgehammer.

Also, if you really wanna go the extra step just take a Power Drill, and drill into their kneecaps. You can pretty much do whatever you want. But I want my fresh meat, so don't keep them for too long. You also must sing, "I know it's hard to keep an open heart, when even friends seem out to harm you." in a moderatly creepy voice.

Because, I like my fresh meat.

popyseed11 wrote:Not to be , but whatever happened to Kim?

I dunno. D:

popyseed11 wrote:

Kimz0r wrote:Girl #1: Go out with her, Make out with her, Bring her to house. Knock her out, lock her in your basement.

Girl #2: Make up sad story saying how girl #1 left you, Bring her to your house because you need 'some comfort, because you feel so sad and you need someone to talk to.'. Hit her over the head with a Pan. Tie her up in your basement.

Girl #3: After a couple months have gone by, and you have seemed to move on... Tell her your true feelings for her. Ask her out to the movies, or take her to some restaurant. Fool around behind the school, and have some adult-rated fun. Whatever Floats your boat. Bring her to your house, Knock her out and tie her up in your basement.

The end? I don't think so.

Now, your final step is to wrap them in wrapping paper and bring them to my house. I can meet you halfway, if you want. Or we can meet down on that alley on Fifth street. I'll do my best to meet you, and get them.

Remember to keep them nice and healthy, while your storing them in your basement. I suggest keeping them near a heat lamp, so they don't go cold. If you really must, feed them some dog-food to keep them alive. Because, all those nutrients gotta be good for you, right? If they even think of running away, break their friggin' knees. I don't mean with a baseball bat. I mean, you pin them down and get a roll of ductape and tie the onto a table. Tie their upper body to the table and then the lower to another table so their is no table between the middle of the thigh to the middle of the leg. Then, just a nice Dropkick should break their Knees. Or, you can just get a sledgehammer.

Also, if you really wanna go the extra step just take a Power Drill, and drill into their kneecaps. You can pretty much do whatever you want. But I want my fresh meat, so don't keep them for too long. You also must sing, "I know it's hard to keep an open heart, when even friends seem out to harm you." in a moderatly creepy voice.

Because, I like my fresh meat.

popyseed11 wrote:Not to be , but whatever happened to Kim?

I dunno. D:

OH MY GOD!!!
i agree, hah, how long did it take you to come up with that?

FlareonMaster wrote: You eat humans....
Lol

Malvoleunomy wrote:

FlareonMaster wrote: You eat humans....
Lol

honestly, why so suprised?

Kimz0r wrote:

popyseed11 wrote:

Kimz0r wrote:Girl #1: Go out with her, Make out with her, Bring her to house. Knock her out, lock her in your basement.

Girl #2: Make up sad story saying how girl #1 left you, Bring her to your house because you need 'some comfort, because you feel so sad and you need someone to talk to.'. Hit her over the head with a Pan. Tie her up in your basement.

Girl #3: After a couple months have gone by, and you have seemed to move on... Tell her your true feelings for her. Ask her out to the movies, or take her to some restaurant. Fool around behind the school, and have some adult-rated fun. Whatever Floats your boat. Bring her to your house, Knock her out and tie her up in your basement.

The end? I don't think so.

Now, your final step is to wrap them in wrapping paper and bring them to my house. I can meet you halfway, if you want. Or we can meet down on that alley on Fifth street. I'll do my best to meet you, and get them.

Remember to keep them nice and healthy, while your storing them in your basement. I suggest keeping them near a heat lamp, so they don't go cold. If you really must, feed them some dog-food to keep them alive. Because, all those nutrients gotta be good for you, right? If they even think of running away, break their friggin' knees. I don't mean with a baseball bat. I mean, you pin them down and get a roll of ductape and tie the onto a table. Tie their upper body to the table and then the lower to another table so their is no table between the middle of the thigh to the middle of the leg. Then, just a nice Dropkick should break their Knees. Or, you can just get a sledgehammer.

Also, if you really wanna go the extra step just take a Power Drill, and drill into their kneecaps. You can pretty much do whatever you want. But I want my fresh meat, so don't keep them for too long. You also must sing, "I know it's hard to keep an open heart, when even friends seem out to harm you." in a moderatly creepy voice.

Because, I like my fresh meat.

popyseed11 wrote:Not to be , but whatever happened to Kim?

I dunno. D:

OH MY GOD!!!
i agree, hah, how long did it take you to come up with that?

However long it took me to type it?

I was naked, waiting in Lizat's bed.

applepie533 wrote:

Malvoleunomy wrote:

FlareonMaster wrote: You eat humans....
Lol

honestly, why so suprised?

yeah why so suprised? I eat babies.





jk

Lizat wrote:

Kimz0r wrote:

popyseed11 wrote:

Kimz0r wrote:Girl #1: Go out with her, Make out with her, Bring her to house. Knock her out, lock her in your basement.

Girl #2: Make up sad story saying how girl #1 left you, Bring her to your house because you need 'some comfort, because you feel so sad and you need someone to talk to.'. Hit her over the head with a Pan. Tie her up in your basement.

Girl #3: After a couple months have gone by, and you have seemed to move on... Tell her your true feelings for her. Ask her out to the movies, or take her to some restaurant. Fool around behind the school, and have some adult-rated fun. Whatever Floats your boat. Bring her to your house, Knock her out and tie her up in your basement.

The end? I don't think so.

Now, your final step is to wrap them in wrapping paper and bring them to my house. I can meet you halfway, if you want. Or we can meet down on that alley on Fifth street. I'll do my best to meet you, and get them.

Remember to keep them nice and healthy, while your storing them in your basement. I suggest keeping them near a heat lamp, so they don't go cold. If you really must, feed them some dog-food to keep them alive. Because, all those nutrients gotta be good for you, right? If they even think of running away, break their friggin' knees. I don't mean with a baseball bat. I mean, you pin them down and get a roll of ductape and tie the onto a table. Tie their upper body to the table and then the lower to another table so their is no table between the middle of the thigh to the middle of the leg. Then, just a nice Dropkick should break their Knees. Or, you can just get a sledgehammer.

Also, if you really wanna go the extra step just take a Power Drill, and drill into their kneecaps. You can pretty much do whatever you want. But I want my fresh meat, so don't keep them for too long. You also must sing, "I know it's hard to keep an open heart, when even friends seem out to harm you." in a moderatly creepy voice.

Because, I like my fresh meat.

popyseed11 wrote:Not to be , but whatever happened to Kim?

I dunno. D:

OH MY GOD!!!
i agree, hah, how long did it take you to come up with that?

However long it took me to type it?

I was naked, waiting in Lizat's bed.

F'xed.

popyseed11 wrote:

Lizat wrote:

Kimz0r wrote:

popyseed11 wrote:

Kimz0r wrote:Girl #1: Go out with her, Make out with her, Bring her to house. Knock her out, lock her in your basement.

Girl #2: Make up sad story saying how girl #1 left you, Bring her to your house because you need 'some comfort, because you feel so sad and you need someone to talk to.'. Hit her over the head with a Pan. Tie her up in your basement.

Girl #3: After a couple months have gone by, and you have seemed to move on... Tell her your true feelings for her. Ask her out to the movies, or take her to some restaurant. Fool around behind the school, and have some adult-rated fun. Whatever Floats your boat. Bring her to your house, Knock her out and tie her up in your basement.

The end? I don't think so.

Now, your final step is to wrap them in wrapping paper and bring them to my house. I can meet you halfway, if you want. Or we can meet down on that alley on Fifth street. I'll do my best to meet you, and get them.

Remember to keep them nice and healthy, while your storing them in your basement. I suggest keeping them near a heat lamp, so they don't go cold. If you really must, feed them some dog-food to keep them alive. Because, all those nutrients gotta be good for you, right? If they even think of running away, break their friggin' knees. I don't mean with a baseball bat. I mean, you pin them down and get a roll of ductape and tie the onto a table. Tie their upper body to the table and then the lower to another table so their is no table between the middle of the thigh to the middle of the leg. Then, just a nice Dropkick should break their Knees. Or, you can just get a sledgehammer.

Also, if you really wanna go the extra step just take a Power Drill, and drill into their kneecaps. You can pretty much do whatever you want. But I want my fresh meat, so don't keep them for too long. You also must sing, "I know it's hard to keep an open heart, when even friends seem out to harm you." in a moderatly creepy voice.

Because, I like my fresh meat.

popyseed11 wrote:Not to be , but whatever happened to Kim?

I dunno. D:

OH MY GOD!!!
i agree, hah, how long did it take you to come up with that?

However long it took me to type it?

I was naked, waiting in Lizat's bed.

F'xed.

Yay, it's good to have you back lol Kim.