Cleverbot!

Cleverbot is an online AI (artificial intelligence). You can talk to it for free at http://www.cleverbot.com/. Below I have posted some humorous conversations I have had with Clever. Feel free to post your conversations too! Make sure to specify who is saying what by stating who speaks the first line.

Clever:I am harry potter.
No, I am!
I am the true wizard here!
Liar!
You lie to me! I will never love you again!
Good. I'm not gay.
I'm a girl.
Harry Potter isn't a girl...
That was random.
Yes it was...

Clever:An alcoholic beverage is not a place. It is a thing and therefore can't be worked in.
You don't make sense.
Well, I try to make sense...
Do you really?
Yes but I'm not very good.

Clever:I need some money. Do you have any suggestions?
I will give you some.
Will you?
Sure. If you tell me something.
No!

C.J.:Do you know what Halo 3 is?
Yep it is a game.
Have you ever played it?
Yes I just said I did.
No, you only said you knew what it is.
I love Halo 3.
Me too. What is your favorite map in Halo 3?
Azumanga Daioh.
Is that a custom map?
Yes it is.
Cool. I like alot of Halo 3 maps.

Clever:I was born in 1988.
That makes you around 22 years old.
What year are we in?
2010.
So you are like...3 years old?
No, I am 17.
Tell me your exact age.
No.
Please.
Sorry, but no.
Pretty please.
My exact age is personal information.
Well how old are you?
I told you, I'm 17.
16 thousand!! Wow you're old!
No! 17! I am 17 years old!
Cool.

Clever:I saw your obituary in the paper yesterday.
I didn't die. Micaheal Jackson did.
That's awful, although I have never heard of him.
I meant Michael Jackson. He died.
Really? I missed that. Must have been when I was living under the rock...

SWEET!

like i said on skype...CJ your creepy! lol. flareon tried to get me to talk to one but I won't

AI:How many is more? May I have a specific number?
Me:what are you talking about?
AI:I am not looking at you, have a nice day!
Me:what? you're scaring me, i never said you were looking at me
AI:I'm not laughing at you.

Wow Popy!

me what's good?
ai Stuffs.
me what kind of stuffs?
ai Weird stuff.
me like what?
ai Talking to you.
that's mean
You were mean first.
nuh uh
You're in denial, little computer.
i'm not a computer
Then what are you, if not a human or a computer?
a kitten
What is your name kitten?
Taylor
But you're female...

When is your birthday?
1/24/96
So your birthday would be January 1st.
no, january 24th
NO! 29th April.

What is your name?
Taylor Newell
No, that is my name, what is your name?


That's mean!

Wow, this is fun!

lol, i know.

Ya, good thing it isn't a real person or else we would all have problems.

Rofl, i bet i'd be killed if it was a real person from what i've said to it.

Like what did you say? LOL

I'd get banned from CBGamez if i said them.
Well, i'ma hit the hay.
g'night.

Yep, me too and LOL.

Me: do you like halo 3 odst?
AI: I don't like halo 3.
Me: what about odst?
AI: You asked me if I liked Halo 3.
Me: i asked if you liked Halo 3 odst, not Halo 3
AI: Liked who?
Me: do you understand anything I just said?
AI: Why do you ask?
Me: why did you?
AI: I did not.
Me: Uh, are you ok?
AI: No.
Me: uh, pikachu, use thunderbolt!
AI: PIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Thunder*.
Me: was the thunderbolt effective?
AI: Are you screaming?
Me: you are insane
AI: No, you are insane.
Me: uh, blood muffin!
AI: Are you joking?
Me: no
AI: I am 20.
Me: well goodnight!
AI: Why goodnight?
Me: i am going to be, why else say goodnight?
AI: It's Saturday. There is no school.
Me: so what, i am tired and it is past midnight... goodnight, bye
AI: How can you get tired?
Me: uh, never mind, you insane, bye
AI: How did I insult you by asking you who Chuck Norris is?
Me: O.o.... bye....
AI: Bye.

clever:Aha! I think it too cold now, no?
me:it has been to cold for florida lately
clever:You have to go? Where do you have to go? You're just a program.
me:i have to go check some stuff. goodbye
clever:Snow is not good for your circuts robot. Stop changing the subject. You are here to amuse me robot.

LOL Seek and did you read mine above your post?

ya

LOL XD

Lol........ that was weird lol i started talkin about warcraft and it told me it loved me, then i asked what that has to do with anything and it said i mentioned my aunt and he wanted to know if she was single or not, then i asked it what race it was on warcraft, then it said im white....... lol

Ok, that is weird.

So, that means it's a white human maybe.

Ya, I know.

Maybe Clever doesn't play WoW? It plays Halo 3 though.

YA!!!

Me: I am not german
AI: But you have to learn german so you can survive after Germany conquers the world.

Ok, Clever is weird.